how pineapple was invented!!!
god: ok satan i am feeling extra nice today, u can create ONE thing
satan: ok (creates pineapples)
god: is that it?
satan: yeah, i just wanna make a really shitty fruit that tastes awful and literally ruins everything it is put in
god: really? i thought you'd do something more...idk evil
satan: nah, this is just it. it is evil because in the future, people will put pineapple as an ingredient in many recipes - utterly ruining them.
god: ok satan i am feeling extra nice today, u can create ONE thing
satan: ok (creates pineapples)
god: is that it?
satan: yeah, i just wanna make a really shitty fruit that tastes awful and literally ruins everything it is put in
god: really? i thought you'd do something more...idk evil
satan: nah, this is just it. it is evil because in the future, people will put pineapple as an ingredient in many recipes - utterly ruining them.
Also I would struggle with Linux because you have to enter commands for it to do anything and-not good at memorizing computer code. Or commands, rather. I mean with Windows I can just click on something and get it done without having to type a bunch of stuff.