she sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. no one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
step 1 - you must create a sense of scarcity. shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see. bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island. stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than the diamond
step 2 - gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em. hit 'em like bronson. influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertaiment - if you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
3 - it's monopoly. invest inside some property, start corporation, make a logo, do it properly 'shells must sell,' that will be your new philosophy. swallow all your morals, they're a poor mans quality
4 - EXPAND. EXPAND. EXPAND. clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
5 - why just shells? why limit yourself? she sells sea shells - sell oil as well
6 - guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks. sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
7 - press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes. then run to be the president of the united states
8 - big smile mate, big wave, that's great. now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
9 - polarize the people, controversy is the game - it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
10 - the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore - and you sell seashells on the seashore
my windows 11 install destroyed itself somehow (despite me not having booted into windows 11 over a week) and i'd be freaking out more if i didn't already dual boot and use linux mint too lol
instead i'm just annoyed cuz i'll probably have to reinstall windows at some point but i hate installing windows so i'm not doing it now
My grandpa's resuscitation orders are now 'Do Not Resuscitate'. Obviously they're still going to be treating him, giving him his medicine, oxygen, etc. to keep him alive, but if his breathing stops or he goes into cardiac arrest, they are not going to try to revive him. With his age and frailty, it's too dangerous to try CPR to resuscitate him because it's more than likely that the chest compressions would end up breaking his ribs and killing him anyways.
we are at the 'hospital calls me at 2am to ask if there had been discussions between my grandpa and i about how much effort do we want to spend to keep him alive' levels y'all
update on my grandpa: i didn't get a phone call from him yesterday but i just called the ICU to get an update on him and here's what i know:
- they've downgraded him from the big thing that gives him oxygen to the smaller thing that goes into his nose
- he's having difficulties swallowing right now and tomorrow they're going to doing a swallow exam
- the GI bleeding is still something they're working on, the nurse said they'll need to check his stomach, but he hasn't had any bloody bowel movements nor has he vomited any blood (IDK if that was a thing he was doing beforehand or if they're just noting that) either today or yesterday
- he may possibly be moved out of the ICU and back into the main part of the hospital in the next few days?
Sorry for posting too many status updates, but my grandpa is going back to the ICU. He's really sick. I'll try and visit him tomorrow. I've been preparing myself for what's going to happen sooner rather than later.
They say my grandpa should be coming home tomorrow but I think it's a temporary thing because I think he still needs surgery but I guess it won't be for a little bit so they're gonna let him come home until then.
Another update from my grandpa's condition, putting in spoilers because it's heavy (don't worry he's not like...dying):
Grandpa's suffering from delusions and shit because he's barely gotten any sleep these past few days, his diet isn't very good (they have him on a liquid diet because of his upper gastrointestinal bleeding), and he'd called me at least 10 times today claiming shit like they did surgery on him today where they removed his eyeball and put it back in. He also thinks that they think he's stupid and laugh at him when they leave, he thinks that they think he wants to hurt them (which he keeps apologizing for because he probably did accidentally say something mean to them), he says he can't sleep because he's worried they'll do something to him. He also keeps asking people if they're from 'the company' (even though he knows that he's in the hospital and is sick, he knows that) and if you try to push back against anything he's saying, he'll say 'they've got to you too', he's even done that with me.
Update on my grandpa's condition: he's stable and they just called me to ask for my consent to sedate him because they're going to perform an upper endoscopy (putting a camera down his mouth to see if they can locate where the bleeding is, if anywhere)