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My gosh, I want to date someone so bad
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
Awwww man, Google Answers has been retired, there goes my plans of posting every of Muscle Man's my mom jokes and I mean every single one
Spoiler for my next theme:
This is unfortunately not a joke: The Powerpuff Girls are getting a gritty live action reboot on The CW where they resent heroism due to not really having a childhood
*Constructs Outer Heaven-like base so nobody steals my jokes ever again*
"Try to get to the other side, you bunch of chickens*
*Slaps down delicious burger you are bout to enjoy and throws more dirt on it*
To understand why I did that, you must understand that it was a metaphor for something terrible, I did it in real life to make the commentary more cutting
Ninjala announced The Sonic Coĺlab!
Hey celia you got your other avatar back. I'm glad i like it much better
Why do knives have to be one of the internet's "ha ha funny" obsessions, I have my reasons to have terrible flashbacks when I see them, it's bad enough that I have to see them in my real life and have no way to avoid them but only one person has tagged them after many posts saying "hey, I have horrible experiences of this, you can laugh at them but be considerate and warn me" because they are so freaking hilarious, I'm tired
I am so tired of evil Superman stories, they were never interesting, the cool thing about Superman that he has the insane amount of power that would make others abuse it ... instead, he's super nice and decides to live his life as someonne normal, the whole comic book darkness thing is rarely played out well as it's jerks being jerks instead of actually making a statement, the whole comic book industry when they proudly say things are "DARK" just brings me to picture them like this
BTW, The Dark Winds is still a thing, I am not posting in the topic because I don't want to be spamy, all of you in the squad is still in the squad, friends!
*Cast John Cena in a superhero movie* *Doesn't make him a character who turns invisble*
13 minutes into DC Fandome and the merch shop already crashed
You ever come across an internet personality that is a huge jerk only to find out they have a large fanbase and get confused?
Good night, folks, got to get up super early tomorrow for DC Fandome, later!
You want to hear the greatest trumpet in the world?
Has any sort of media stressed you out because it reminds you of your real life? I'm watching an Blackjack series and even though I'm enjoying it, a lot of the medical problems he has to deal with hits too close to home
You're out of touch
Ants have taken over my house, I must find out how to grow Pikmin
I wish I was kidding, yesterday, I got an ad on Youtube that says "The world desperately needs gamers' superior DNA"
Look at this bun
Remember that episode of Pokemon where Ash becomes a Pikachu at the end of it ... only for him to turn back as soon as the next one begins? What was the point of that? -
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