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Earlier today, for an extremely brief period of time (about one third of a second) and for a reason I find myself unable to so much as theorize, I had a sudden urge to drink Duck® toilet cleaner.

Wayback Machine no longer displays snapshots from Facebook on either of my devices, even if they previously worked just fine. By that I mean, they are technically shown as being archived, but won't load any elements whatsoever. Anybody else with this issue?

Example: this post

Edit: When the Wayback Machine snapshot is viewed in the element inspector, it seems the content in the "div id='mount_0_0_'" tag, which is pretty much the post itself with images and user comments, has been removed completely.

>be me
>look up tutorial on how to perform X action in Y app
>"open settings, go to option 2"
>go to settings
>there is no fucking option 2

You see that door?

You wanna know what's behind that door?

You don't wanna know what's behind that door.

What is it with Nintendo fanboys hucking the word "entitled" at anyone who has even a single negative thing to say about a corporation's products

In Romanian, when you wish someone to have fun, you tell them "pleasant fun!" ("distracție plăcută!")

I've used this phrase all my life and never once thought, until a couple minutes ago, how redundant it sounds. How can fun be anything but pleasant?

I want everyone here to admire this Morshu in the style of Zelda TOTK.


source: Reddit (art by user lr31o)

nintendo wants to patent the act of a character standing on a moving object.

one of the first videos i've ever watched on youtube. what a masterpiece. nostalgia kicks in like a mule with rabies

not to brag, but at today's MarioWiki AMA, i got a vague impression that my overwrought barrel description may have been elevated to the echelons of Pirate Goomba and "barrel in the darkness"

(...should i feel proud or embarrassed?)

budget drake meme

(Drake gestures disgust with his hand) Correcting someone's statement in a plain and uninflammatory manner.

(Drake points his finger with a smile on his face) "*sniffff* *adjusts glasses* umm, uhhh, you REALISE that x is actually y, RIGHT?"

twitter and reddit users have such a binary outlook on everything, and they never ever consider their options may have ample overlap or that neither may be ideal. it's like they have to choose between 2 working brain cells when they emit an opinion.

The Nintendo Kids Club site recently shut down, and welp... much of its content is now lost media.

Fortunately, the Mario Wiki has preserved practically all Mario-related content from that site, including screenshots and sprites of the little HTML-based games featured on it! For what it's worth, pictures formerly used on that site also appear to still be on nintendo-europe.com's servers as of writing.

The bad news is that Wayback Machine itself couldn't be used to archive the site integrally (something tells me European copyright law had a hand in that, but by no means should you quote me on this), and archive.today did a poor job archiving such that you can't actually play the games--it archives web pages as if they're screenshots, though your cursor still changes shape when hovered on buttons and links.

I'm just a little bummed, but I had fully expected this to happen

Is the taxi service in Romania as bad as this video suggests?

if I see ONE more pitbull when i search for cute dog videos on yt...

"World 4-1 has to be my favourite level of Super Mario Bros."

"Yeah, I Lakitu."

Bowsuh... Leave the princess alone, Bowsuh... I'm not rescuing her right now, Bowsuh.

Nintendo published an article with an AI-generated banner. Doesn't seem to be directly related to any of the games they are promoting, just something they came up with quickly. I can understand why: when you're worth billions of dollars, your money overflows past some point and what cash you're left with is too little to pay an artist to do your art.

so a thread on twitter apparently dedicated to making fun of a person who said that murder is wrong, in the context of some current drama, got thrown my way for fuck-knows whatever reason. my morbid curiosity got me to sift through the replies and i came by this:


can please someone smarter and more social media literate tell me if this meme is satire or not? with the amount of horrible takes i've seen from twitterites and how facetious everyone in that particular thread is acting, it's really hard to tell for me.

Cartoon Network theme collab @Ami

Donkey Kong. Castlevania. Wario Land. Earthworm Jim.

Why the hell am I so attracted to dead franchises.

Good thing Metroid Dread came out last year or Metroid would've been up there too.

With TVTropes excising their coverage on wiki sites, I'm reminded that I honest to god want to see a take on Super Mario Wiki from Encyclopedia Dramatica.

nintendo should send a c&d to anyone who posts links to their social media posts or youtube videos

I want a Mario Party minigame where you have to imitate a belly-dancer's movements, Simon Says style, using motion controls.

Question for native English speakers: how do you express, as colloquially as possible, that a drink doesn't quench your thirst? In Romanian, it would be (word for word transl., sort of) "it doesn't hold your thirst"; I'm wondering if something similar exists in English.

I was once asked by people who don't speak my native language why I prefer bottled water over tap water; when I candidly replied, in English, that tap water "doesn't satisfy me" (simply because I wasn't aware of a less snobbish way to put it), they looked weird at me. I'd, uh, like to avoid situations like that in the future.