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You get eaten by a shark. I wish I was alive.

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Matter

You choke on the chocolate and die. I wish I wasn't in a coma.

Lighting you can hold.

Pieces.

The how did I get in a storybook in this thread? Anyways, the genies get angry at you and forever torture you. I wish I had my old body again.

Sledge Guys

Video games

The 3DS makes you a slave to Nintendo and for the rest of your life you become a mindless servant constantly drawing box art for new spin- offs. I wish the poster was gone and I became a spirit which can take control of another body with raw mind power.

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Nack the Doctor

Crankey Kong

Nack the Shroob

The sunglasses are too cool that an Pianta hits you in the chest with a baseball bat, and gives them to plumber whose on vacation. I wish I wasn't your slave any more.

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It tastes bad. Yous shrug it off, and go to sleep. But because of the rotten candy, you puke and the pukes falls in the back of your mouth and kills you. I wish I wasn't in this poster anymore.

Freezies.

Hotel Mario becomes 10/10 for every critic. It is overrated, and they make a DS remake. Everyone is so sick and tired of both versions they burn them all and hang everyone who resists. I wish you hit a block and fell into a bottomless pit.

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You put a top hat on one of the snowmen, giving it life. But it turns on you and eats you. I wish I wasn't in storybook anymore.

I have no idea. I'm a doctor, not a physic. How did you get a magic top hat?

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They never had. Where'd you get a magical monocle?

N Harmonia

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Farts (Hey sometimes they happen)

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Limbo

You get bored of it and kill yourself. I wish I had arcane powers.

Are tasty OMNOMNOM. New topic : Magic

Pint-sized

The pudding multiplies inside you and you die a horribly delicious death. I wish the shroob race and planet weren't gone.

Dr. Gill

teensy

Dr. Ganondorf

Tiny.

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Small

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Because they are idiot who don't know what they're saying. Why is Bowser so easy to beat, considering how powerful his army is?

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I pull out a Poison Mushroom and eat it, killing myself. Then I reincarnate as a Toad on the real planet. Then I genetically mutate myself back into a shroob and claim my old lab. I build a laser cannon and vaporize your head. Throne get.

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Well I control the Shroids in the other world with the remote I have on myself at all times, to grab the Magic Monocle I stole from you in the first place. Then I make them use it to teleport me back. Then I keep the magic monocle, and use it to destroy the new world which you created. Which...

I already had one. If I'm sucked into a story book, I also have my lab sucked a story book, which means I still have my time machine. Argument valid. (throne keep).

I use my time machine to go back in time and stop you from creating the new world. Then I publicly execute you and burn your body and your belongings. Throne get. And I don't have follower's.