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Because snufit balls.

Mirror mirror, on my floor

Am I the prettiest at the store?
 
Because we can.

Why am I insane?
 
Because your avatar is blue.

Why is procrastinating so hard to avoid?
 
because T.V and Video games are funner than work
Why am i so classy?
 
Duane Gill A.K.A Gillberg is a former WWE wrestler who was used as a parody of Goldberg. He's notable for holding the Light heavyweight championship for 453 days in a row depite only winning one match in an entire year and only defending the title once when he defeated Matt Hardy in a sunday night heat match before a pay per view.
Why am i so clasy?
 
Because it involves answering questions
Why does :bowser: not replace :goomba: with laser robots
 
Because that's Eggman's job.

Will you ever become sane and realize that there is more to life than spamming posh smileys and editing the wiki?
 
Prolly not
Why does it bug you that i like to use :posh: when you see them every time you post on the forums?
 
Never there all dead and there planet is gone
Why do people who have never played Hotel Mario hate Hotel Mario
 
Because they are idiot who don't know what they're saying.

Why is Bowser so easy to beat, considering how powerful his army is?
 
Cause he's a giant Turtle who breaths fire and everybody know Plumbers are turtles who breath fires one weakness
How do Bowser and Peach ya know have sex?
 
I created it using my Magical Top Hat
How does Bowser Plan on doing Peach
 
It was created by a powerful saint back in the mid 1400's he knew it was to powerful so he gave it to his friend a traveling mask salesman who promised to keep it safe and protected. One day i came across said mask salesman and offered to trade him a legendary mask that was once used by an ancient tribe in their hexing rituals
Why does Bowser want Peach so badly
 
So he an marry her and kill her father, and legally become the King of the Mushroom Kingdom.

That sounds like a pretty interesting journey. How did you get the mask?
 
I found it in an abandoned civilization deep in the Awazon Jungle
Why are Top hats so classy
 
It's a deep Jungle located somewhere in the Mushroom world
Why do you want to know so much about my magical items
 
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