Random Question, Random Answer

[Ray Trace]

It's Bowser Time

Is being yourself too much harmful for your health?

 

[Smashley]

Possibly.

Why am I me?

 

[Gumball Machine]

Because you are you.

What is Yosh's cuteness level? (Hint: It's over a certain quadruple digit number).

 

[Smashley]

123,456,789

Why is Waluigi ugly?

 

[Gumball Machine]

Because during the events of Partners In Time, Luigi spent some time with a female Shroob.

Who's the best Mario character ever?

 

[Smashley]

What planet comes after Pluto?

 

[Gumball Machine]

There is no planet after Pluto.

Why can't Yoshies be the dominant species of Earth?

 

[Smashley]

Because this planet is boring.

Why can't I stand on my head?

 

[Gumball Machine]

Because it's too difficult.

Why does the Mindless Junk board exist?

 

[Smashley]

To make sane people less sane.

Were did my brain go?

 

[Gumball Machine]

I don't know.


Why can't someone teach me how to draw?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Maybe because people have other things to do.

How are you doing?

 

[NSY]

Fine

Who is holding that 3DS in your avater.

 

[YamiHoshi]

I don't know, I ripped every image from Google Images (and some from this Forums, hey SiFi?).

Why does it currently rain?

Edit: Nevermind, I see some sun finally coming up.
Why?

 

[Nabber]

He doesn't.

Why does nabber hate Sonic?

Well, it's not that I hate Sonic, that I dislike Sega. Sonic Colors was a rip-off of Galaxy.

The sun comes because the Beatles say so.
Why are the Beatles so strange?

 

[MCS]

Because they AREN'T

Why did I just scream at nabber?

 

[Nabber]

Because SCREAMING IS FUN!!!!!!!!
Why is screaming so fun?

 

[Ray Trace]

BECAUSE IT IS

Why isn't Mario rated M due to some humanoid creatures wearing ONLY shoes

 

[Nabber]

Because the ESRB has no soul.
Why are fires so pretty?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because they wouldn't look right if they were ugly

What does the M in Mario's cap mean?

 

[Nabber]

It stand for Miyamato. SO VAIN OF YOU, MIYAMATO!
Why do most Japanese people have names that start with M?

 

[Ray Trace]

They don't. It starts with a Japanese character

Why am I here?

 

[Nabber]

Because here is here, and you're here, thus you are here.
Why does that not make sense?

 

[MCS]

Huh?

Why does this thread keep dying?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

because no one likes answering questions
why are pirate goombas pirate goombas