Random Question, Random Answer

[Daniel Dyce]

No real reason friend
Give me one reason i shouldn't be suspicious of you

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Ummmmmmm......... I got nothing.

Why'd you go to the Awazon Jungle?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I needed some time off work so i went there in search of solitude and to find myself
are you planning on using this info against me

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Maybe....

Where did you find the salesman?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

He was simply traveling through the Awazon Jungle looking for precious items and we camped out together he was really wise often spoke in mythical words that often left me confused. Than he offered to trade me the magic top hat and monocle he had with him in exchange for my mask and i accepted than he smiled said thank you and walked off
Are you going to use this info to steal my throne

 

[Dr. Shroob]

No.

What is the air-speed velocity of a falcon flying at it's max speed?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Faster than you.

Why is Snivy so smug?

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Because he's better than everyone else his size.

Why does the posh smiley exist?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

For people who spam it.

Why is candy so good?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Because it contains sugar and artificial flavouring.

Why is the moon purple?

 

[-----]

Because you only see the color purple.
Why are we asking random questions and getting random answers?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

That's the name of the topic, fool.

Who is Gutsy Man?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

A user
Why do i enjoy using the smiley so much

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Because you like spam.

What is so good about the posh smiley?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

It's classy as hell
Why is Master Shake so funny

 

[MCS]

wtf

Why did you change your avatar to you?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

No real reason
Why do people hate the smiley

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Because lots of people spam it.

Where is the site where the Shroob Invasion took place? I forgot.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

The Mushroom Kingdom? Is this a trick question or something?

Which is better: or ?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

because it's a Yoshi and it looks like Smasher.

Do you like ?

 

[Daniel Dyce]

yeah their alright
Why is better than

 

[Yoshiwaker]

because it's a Yoshi and it looks like Smasher.

What... is your name?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Smitty Werber Jigger Man Jensen.

What is your name?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Yoshi Waker

What... is your quest?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

To find a magic waterfall to drink from. I'm parched.

What is your quest?

(I know where this is from)