Random Question, Random Answer

[Yoshiwaker]

To wake Yoshis.

What... is your favorite color?

 

[Ray Trace]

My favorite color is wind

Did you stop cheating on your test? Answer with yes or no only.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No

Why didn't I stop cheating on my test?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because that's a stupid question

Why do I ask stupid questions?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

Because your're in the mood.

Why is my lamp not working?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because it's on a vacation

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toostie Roll Pop?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

7 and a half, depending on the owl.

Where is space?

 

[Ray Trace]

Space is in Link's hat

Is this close?

 

[Gumball Machine]

Don't what "this" refers too.

Where can I find/play Earthbound/Mother 2?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

In Onett.

Where is the nearest cheese farm?

 

[Ray Trace]

Right under your nose

Why am I random?

 

[-----]

Because you don't know your brother will be more famous than you. Why am I about to go insane like a bi- GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *foams at mouth*...g fat loser?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because that's part of your personality

Why does my wireless router suck so much?

 

[-----]

Because it likes pacifiers. Eenie, Meenie, Minie, Moe. Who's this guy Moe and why is he so Eenie, Meenie, and Minie?

 

[Ray Trace]

Moe is a guy who is being himself too much and he is like that because that's who he is

Can you be yourself too much?

 

[Dr. Shroob]

No. Impossible.

What is the cafe that E. Gadd owns In M&L : SS?

 

[Ray Trace]

The name is ElvinBucks

Why does sugar taste sweet?

 

[YoshiGo99]

Cuz it is a food

Why Is it nighttime?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because the lights turned off

Why do people think the Sun isn't a star?

 

[SKmaric]

Because it's a ball of fire.

Why don't I know what to ask?

 

[Ray Trace]

Because I know

How does a plane work?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

It just does.

Why is Bowser evil?

 

[User 101]

Because I said so.

Who are you?

 

[MCS]

Yo mama.

Why am I bored?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Because you're on this website.