Random Question, Random Answer

Because I prefer pancakes.

Why hasn't time travel been invented yet?
 
Because then people might mess up the time-space continum which could leave the entire universe's past, present and future completly screwed.

Why can't Summer Vacation be 365 days a year?
 
Because we couldn't find something else.

Why is something ironic, but it never includes iron?
 
Because it's combining with your video card.

Why is a blue 3DS actually green?
 
Because it's so old, it got all weathered like the statue of Liberty.
Lady Liberty, why are you so ugly?
 
You don't even know my face.

Why do you leave your Yoshi in mid-air?
 
Because I needed to bounce off of him to reach my fishstick sandwich burrito.
Why are people so dumb??
 
That depends. What door did you come out of?

Why do we humans exist?
 
Because the apes laid eggs in a special taco sauce that then made the egg into a human.
Why do apes want to take over the planet?
 
So the jungle could return again.

Where's Loic?
 
At least not in my country (we don't have any mountains at all).

Who did Twitter?
 
I don't know

Why dose Sonic always come last in the 100m in M&SATOG.
 
He doesn't.

Why does nabber hate Sonic?
 
Because he does

Why am I being myself?
 
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