Random Question, Random Answer

[Yoshiwaker]

Eating a block of cheese for breakfast while humming the main theme of Super Mario Bros. in 6/8 time.

Why did I just bump this thread?

 

[Smashley]

Because you are insane.

Why does my knee itch?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Because a mosquito landed on it.

What color is Tuesday?

 

[MCS]

Whatever color your pants are.

Why have I never seen this thread until today?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Because it died before you were born In terms of the forum

Which ad is at the top of the page on my computer?

 

[MCS]

The one that advertises your favorite brand of talapia

Why is SpongeBob yellow?

 

[Smashley]

Because the creator said so.

Where is my shirt?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

In the closet.

How bright is my computer screen lit?

 

[MCS]

I was expecting you to say Patrick peed on him.

DAMN POST CONFLICT

Bright enough to blind a 4 year old

Why am I typing so fast?

 

[Smashley]

Because you had too much coffee.

Why do I exist?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Because.

What's the best smiley?

 

[MCS]

Why are foreign people so different?

 

[Smashley]

Impossible to answer.

Why?

 

[MCS]

Because I said so.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

42.

What is the meaning of 43?

 

[MCS]

24?

What's funnier than 24?

 

[Smashley]

25

Why is Yoshi awesome?

 

[MCS]

Because he just is.

Why are you questioning Yoshi?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

It had to happen.

What color is happiness?

 

[MCS]

Purple.

Why am I here?

 

[YoshiGo99]

U wanted to meet people online

Why do I have a Monkey thing avatar?

 

[MCS]

Because you missed your farting Yoshi

Why am I still awake?

 

[Smashley]

Because sleep no longer exists.

Why did this thread die almost as soon as it was bumped?

 

[MCS]

Because the people on this forum are lazy.

Why is Patrick stupid?

 

[Zero777]

'Cause you a pinhead.

Why is this thread still going?