Random Question, Random Answer

[Time Turner]

Because you're waiting for a banjo on your knee.

Where's Waldo?

 

[qrs22]

Right behind you.

Why does the sun shine?

 

[Time Turner]

Because the moon isn't bright enough.

I can has cheezburger?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No. It mine cheezburger.

Why doesn't Mario talk?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I agree with the Zulu people
My cats are leaving! Will you help?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No.
Why won't I help?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Because the 2018 olympics are almost starting!
What is the hobo's name?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Omo.
How big is the moon?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

As big as a taco on a Saturday afternoon
Do you tickle the timber A-Frame?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Get a tickling machine.
How many things taste like chicken?

 

[Time Turner]

Let me check... hey, a hobo!

What am I going to do to the hobo?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

give it money.
How many people write for the 'Shroom?

 

[qrs22]

Nine thousand and one.

Do you love me?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No.
Why would I love you?

 

[qrs22]

Because I have waffles.

Why does Fawful talk so weird?

 

[Ultramariologan]

Because he has fury.

Can you marry me?

 

[YamiHoshi]

No, Prince.

Huh?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Yeah thats right.

What would you do for a Klondike bar.

 

[qrs22]

I'd smack my grandma.

What's so funny?

 

[Waluigi48]

The way that pi is between 3 and 4 yet, is still irrational. *gentlemen chuckle*

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[YamiHoshi]

It's under -9000!

WTF?!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

woof



Roads?

 

[YamiHoshi]

Nope.

Lamp Oil, rope, bombs... You want it?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Hell ya!
No, no, no?!?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

YES!

what am I doing irl atm.