You put batteries in it and don't hear anything. You must search for the Wii because you are too far away.
You decide your real name. Yet, is sad and unimaginative. You choose another name.
Silly girl! There is no such thing as a Clown Hewn. But you search anyway and find a TV. Sesame Street...
You look and look and look and....look....you find a pack of Double A's behind you after 5 minutes.
You decide your name is Christopher. Unfortunately, you can not spell that and settle it to Chris. You see a keypad in front of you.
You pick up the cat and read a note that says "Attach Clown...
@Lily
You pick up the key. The thing under the table turns out to be a cat.
@New Super Mario
You owe Nintendo $50 for using a trademarked name. You run out of money and decide to change it.
@Quizmo
Your name seems completely normal. The only thing you see in your room is a Wii Remote.
@QuizmoManiac
You realize your name isn't realistic. Sadly, you abandon it in stupidity.
@Legend of Lily
You decide your name is Lily. You walk into a door and see a key on a table. There also looks there is something else under the table.
Your name is me, which is scripted to be you which is me, which is scripted to be you...fjdhsvinugergeucn
404 Not Found
You overloaded the game and have to restart with a different name.
*sigh*
Here's what you would put for that.
>Tooty Frooty
You have chosen your name as the flavor of a lollipop. Everyone licks you to death. GAME OVER.
The game restarts and you have to choose a new name.
I heard about this game from somewhere, and decided to use it here. This is like those old text adventure where you use your IMAGINATION!!! If you make a right command, the game proceeds. Here we go!
>You wake up in a room. You don't know where you are, or who you are. First of all, what's your...