Chuck Norris facts

[Brick4848]

Basically you may say as many facts about Chuck Norris. It has to be mildly funny because what's the point of saying stuff like "chuck Norris has big muscles". If I see a good one I will post at the start in the best five. Ok so here's a few to start off:

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the lights on...he turns the dark off.
Top Best Facts:
1)Chuck Norris can't drown in water, because he drowns water.-Flubber
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Brick4848

 

[Flubber]

Chuck Norris cant drown to water, because he drownes water.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

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In soviet russia Chuck Norrris....Still kicks your ass

 

[Waluigi48]

Chuck Norris is dead. The Grim Reaper just doesn't have the guts to tell him that.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

When God said "Let there be light," Chuck Norris said, "Say please!"

 

[Waluigi48]

The dinosaurs are extinct because Chuck Norris got mad and threw a rock.

 

[Zero777]

Mod lock this up. There's already a chuck norris thread