Stupid questions, stupid answers.

Because he was given Mario's moveset.


Why is there toilet paper in my printer?
 
That mushroom pie that you gave to Me the other day.

Why is there toilet paper in my stereo?
 
X was taken by the X-nauts.


Why do you have toilet paper in your ear?
 
They ran out of sticks. Even if they had fish left.


Who is eating my fish schtick?
 
I dunno, 'cuz I live in the eye.

Why is my "g" key missing?
 
Because your *utter is full. And since I'm missing my "*" key, now I'll have to censor all of my *s. That's just *reat.

Why haven't YOU cleaned the pipes? :smug:
 
Because you ripped Lucario's head off, so you could wear it as a mask! :eek:

Why are there fish in my fish bowl?
 
Because I don't understand that sentence.

Where is Mario in my avatar walking to?
 
Because I'm stedily approaching 1000 posts! :eek:

Who is Jeff Vader?
 
Werr... Whas't Tpalsa?

What' YOUR MOMMA?
 
Mayoyo! (Yomama!)

Where is this? Who am I? Why am I asking more than one question?
 
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