Stupid questions, stupid answers.

because WII love them

why SMG is a must-have?
 
Cause it equals awesomeosity.

Why do Maledict's Wii puns suck?
 
Because they're unoriginal and silly.

Why is SPM so pwnsome?
 
Cause you can play as Paper Bowser.

Why is Galaxy better than Sunshine?
 
Because Goombas can't take the sun.

Why are Goombas better than Dodongos?
 
Because I don't know what the latter are.

Why does :posh: phail?
 
Because it is the subject of an overused joke.

Why does this topic be so popular?
 
Because your grammar does be wrong.

Why does this grammar be wrong?
 
Because of the number 13. :shifty:

Why does Paperstriker not know what a Dodongo is??
 
I don't know...

Why did SG27 use two question marks? This is plump. (BTW two or more exclamation marks are plump and aggressive) :P
 
One person is out to kill ? marks, so he needs an extra one.

Why do I sometimes say "BALBLAHBLAH"?
 
A: Well, Mario would most likely have trouble stomping that Goomba, considering he's 3D and the Goomba is 2D.

Q: Why didn't Mario use all that extra space?
 
Cos he was bored

why hasn't luigiman replied to ma maessage yet.
 
Because your fanatic love of Yoshi is scary :P .

Why is this question so stupid?
 
Because it liked to eat pie.

Why does Garfield eat lasagna?
 
Cause we laugh too easily.

Why do I have this accursed rank?
 
Because you post too much.

Why do I desire a custom rank ohsomuch?
 
So that people post more.

Why did the road cross the chicken?
 
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