The what if game

[Dodoman]

There would be LEG ASPLOSIONs and we'd all be crippled.

What if lasagna was made of dog food?

 

[Smiddle]

Weird Al wouldn't make a song about it

What if fake news asploded?

 

[Dodoman]

We'd have to read Times Union.

What if Pokeeyodoman was spelled without the ACCENTED E?

 

[Smiddle]

Your keyboard would asplode

What if what?

 

[crystalking]

then would asplode

what if got god mad?

 

[Dodoman]

He'd blow you up.

What if I was dueling Smiddle in Brawl?

 

[Smiddle]

Then, the world would asplode as punishment.
What if the punisher punished a punisher punishly?

 

[Dodoman]

...I'd Falcon Punch them.

What if "FAL-KONE... POWNCH" was never invented?

 

[crystalking]

then he would have FAL-KONE... KICK

what if luigi was never invented :O

 

[Smiddle]

Thenn, thu Soopur Djamp Puntsh wud be yuust inschead.

wut if dis is correct gramr

 

[Dodoman]

There'd be no neglected characters.

 

[crystalking]

what if we posted so that all of our posts would actually make sense

 

[Smiddle]

It would be boring.

 

[crystalking]

what if smiddle posted a what if question here instead of in the i wish topic

 

[Smiddle]

Then I'd be The Smiddler.

What if The Smiddler is my evil alter-ego?

 

[crystalking]

then i run away screaming "COOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

what if i didn't scram cornflakes?

 

[Smiddle]

You would scream "COOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS".

What if I would be posh?

 

[crystalking]

then you would look like :twisted:

what if smiddle was mad?

 

[Smiddle]

I'd go to people and asplode my head.

What if BOOM?

 

[crystalking]

what if smiddle and fought

 

[Smiddle]

Everyone would try to make Xzelion not say "What".

 

[crystalking]

what if i wasn't bored

 

[Smiddle]

Then The Knack wouldn't exist.

What if I had more posts than 3dejong?

 

[crystalking]

then he would be mad

what if i saw 3D on the forums anymore

 

[Smiddle]

Then I'd never be able to beat his post count

What if http://dddddddddddddddddd.com/imagelololol.gif was an actual image?