Re: ITT, post Chatroom moments
<charmander>: you are the son of 2257 and an alternate timeline me, who came here from the future while I was experimenting with microwave radiation
<MrConcreteDonkey>: you are your own son, father, mother, sister, otter, brother, cousin, uncle, aunt, second cousin, perch and daughter
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: oh, I always knew microwaves held secret powers, I knew it!
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: I'm my own perch? cool
<bulbasaur>: wait
<charmander>: it is a timeline where I have taken the reigns of Userpedia and established myself as the supreme Queen of everything
<bulbasaur>: an alternate timeline you?
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: Does that mean I am the Prince?
<charmander>: which naturally means it is the best timeline
<charmander>: yes
<bulbasaur>: was an alternate timeline you cheating on an alternate timeline me, with me
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: I like that timeline
<charmander>: I guess?
<MrConcreteDonkey>: you are the prince of perchia
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: lol
<bulbasaur>: are you cheating onme with an alternate timeline me?
<Draconian_Dignitary>: uhh
<MrConcreteDonkey>: oh
<MrConcreteDonkey>: also
Draconian_Dignitary 's head blows up
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: olol I had never seen Userpedia's error page
<charmander>: no, I think alternate timeline you actually hates me
<MrConcreteDonkey>: in this new timeline porple montage marries BRIAN BLESSED
<bulbasaur>: why
<Draconian_Dignitary>: barfy
<MrConcreteDonkey>: *porplemontage
<charmander>: so maybe alternate timeline you is cheating on alternate timeline marowak?
<Draconian_Dignitary>: why is alternate timeline you cheating on me with edo
<MrConcreteDonkey>: wait which edo is this
<charmander>: because he hates me
<MrConcreteDonkey>: is this current timeline edo or alternate timeline perch
<MrConcreteDonkey>: because they're both dippy
<bulbasaur>: is alternate timeline me even in a relationship with alternate timeline marowak
<MrConcreteDonkey>: no, but alternate timeline you and current timeline marowak are
<bulbasaur>: what
<bulbasaur>: boner, explain >
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: dammit 22, why do you change relationships in every timeline
<Draconian_Dignitary>: what the hell
<charmander>: because it wouldnt be fun otherwise
<Draconian_Dignitary>: we need a smasher asap
<Draconian_Dignitary>: Meowth explain this time bullshit to us
<charmander>: I can explain it
<charmander>: it has to do with
<charmander>: radiation
<MrConcreteDonkey>: alternate timeline smasher is dead
<Meowth>: uh
<Peko_Perchiyama>: so what's alternate timeline me up to
<Meowth>: because of penguins
<MrConcreteDonkey>: he was killed by his parents, alternate timeline perch and current timeline perch
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: Perch, I am you
<Draconian_Dignitary>: bullshit edo your thing is heart not time
<Draconian_Dignitary>: <Meowth>: because of penguins
<Draconian_Dignitary>: i just understand everything i love you for explaining it to me
<charmander>: that doesnt mean I dont know about radiation you dumbass
<bulbasaur>: alternate timeline smasher is actually good at time
<MrConcreteDonkey>: also both perches are penguins because sure why not
<MrConcreteDonkey>: god this is sure is some weird ass timeline shit
<Draconian_Dignitary>: shit
<bulbasaur>: instead of just
<bulbasaur>: weird
<Magus>: wait, so when perch the penguin eats a perch the fish
<Draconian_Dignitary>: is there an alternate timeline where wind doesn't exist
<Magus>: is it cannibalism?
<Draconian_Dignitary>: i would love to live there
<MrConcreteDonkey>: well more family tree shit than timeline shit
<Meowth>: alternate timeline perch also currently rules colorado
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: but I love wind D:
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: so he rules Stooby
<charmander>: theres a future where wind doesnt exist
<Draconian_Dignitary>: it scares me
<charmander>: but its not part of this dimension
<Draconian_Dignitary>: im trying to be okay with it I have been trying to do that for the past 16 years
<MrConcreteDonkey>: and alternate timeline perch's son is called rooben stooben
<Meowth>: no no no stooby is too busy ruling all of canada
<MrConcreteDonkey>: you may confuse him with stooben rooben, but rooben stooben is actually from supremo78's the real life wiki
<MrConcreteDonkey>: and is also smasher's father
<Meowth>: shut up mcd you know nothing about this >
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: Can I have a drunk uncle?
<bulbasaur>: is alternate timeline mcd someone's hat
<Meowth>: sure
<Meowth>: yes
<MrConcreteDonkey>: i'm the one who's been telling you everything about this
<charmander>: NO >
<MrConcreteDonkey>: actually no, bulbasaur
<MrConcreteDonkey>: the world is alternate timeline me's hat
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: no to me or no to the pokemon?
<charmander>: no to the hat
<bulbasaur>: mcd knows about space
<Meowth>: he's still alternate timeline edo's hat for some reason
<bulbasaur>: but does he understand it more than smasher understands time
<MrConcreteDonkey>: yeah, alternate timeline me is a fully ascended bard of space
<Meowth>: MrConcreteDonkey the world is alternate timeline me's hat
<MrConcreteDonkey>: and the world is his codpiece
<Meowth>: how does that even work
<Meowth>: wouldn't it crush you
<MrConcreteDonkey>: i said hat but that was wrong
<charmander>: although I guess Queen me would probably have opted for a big pointy crown instead of a cyndaquil
<bulbasaur>: so he wears a codpiece on his head?
<Draconian_Dignitary>: this is so going in chatroom moments
<MrConcreteDonkey>: well it's almost the right shape
<MrConcreteDonkey>: kinda
Meowth suddenly reverses time by ten minutes
<MrConcreteDonkey>: also i'm hiding tucayo under it
<Draconian_Dignitary>: if mcd is done talking about alt timelines that is
<Tucayo|AWAYish>:
<MrConcreteDonkey>: as he is secretly the son of me and porplemontage
<bulbasaur>: which tucayo
<MrConcreteDonkey>: all the tucayos
<MrConcreteDonkey>: all of them
<Draconian_Dignitary>: all of them?
<MrConcreteDonkey>: all of them
<Magus>: meowth stop misusing your powers
<Draconian_Dignitary>: how about alt timeline magus?
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: all of me? can we coexist?
<MrConcreteDonkey>: actually, now that i think about it, shoey might be the source of all this shit
<MrConcreteDonkey>: in alternate timeline world, shoey is god
<MrConcreteDonkey>: not poochy, sadly
<Tucayo|AWAYish>: NOOOOOO
<MrConcreteDonkey>: which is why alternate timeline world sucks
<Draconian_Dignitary>: i heard he's the father of tucky's mother who is me but is perch in another alternate timeline where DarkMario64 is the supreme leader?
<Meowth>: he's alternate timeline shoey's angel or something
<MrConcreteDonkey>: yeah
<Draconian_Dignitary>: okay so the plan is to kill of shoey
<MrConcreteDonkey>: and he and shoey had a kid called rudnickicakes
<Draconian_Dignitary>: woohoo
