Mr. Heli Robo: https://twitter.com/SuperMarioFact/status/578966931904073729 should've closed super mario facts after that
Crocodile Dippy: oh man
Crocodile Dippy: mario was looking at the wrong person all along
Crocodile Dippy: the true evil mastermind was
Crocodile Dippy: waluigi
Mr. Heli Robo: you're laughing but waluigi is canonically a god of cqc
Mr. Heli Robo: beats bowser in straight fistiscuss in mario party 3
Mr. Heli Robo: kill people in one hit in smash
Mr. Heli Robo: deepest hook. deepest lores.
Crocodile Dippy: waluigi the death dealer
Mr. Heli Robo: i've got this idea for a movie poster where waluigi s shirtless and holding a gun
Mr. Heli Robo: and there are ton of muscular topless men and burning vehicles around him
Mr. Heli Robo: and then there's the tagline: "in a world where firepower is a religion, he is a god"
Mr. Heli Robo: it's beautiful. wish I could draw.