If you could kill one Mario character...

[Garth Marenghi]

Waluigi. His stats are crap in both baseball games

He's one of my best characters.

I love you MST.

This. <3333

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

After NSMBWii, shouldn't people be over it?

 

[Gumball Machine]

After NSMBWii, shouldn't people be over it?

They should, but some people are just too stubborn. I'm not an obsessive koopaling fan saying "OMG they should've appeared in Brawl, or they need to be playable!" but I am glad that returned in NSMBW.

 

[PokemonMaster]

After NSMBWii, shouldn't people be over it?

Yes I may love Iggy but I don't assume Bowser Jr. should die.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

In my own opinion, I think the Koopalings are overrated. All are rip-offs of Bowser. Still, it's fine to see them back after their long absence.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I want to kill Luigi next.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I want to kill Luigi next.

Why? I like Luigi. You like him too.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I want to kill Luigi next.

Why? I like Luigi. You like him too.

I just felt like. And his wretched baby form can go down too.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

And his wretched baby form can go down too.

You already proposed that. If you're gonna make Baby Luigi go down, I'm taking Mario along too.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

And his wretched baby form can go down too.

You already proposed that.

I can do it again.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

*fire goes off*

Wario drops dead.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

*Revives Wario and places him in a torture chamber*

At least he will suffer.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

*Revives Wario and places him in a torture chamber*

At least he will suffer.

He's not that bad you sociopath. What do you have against him anyway?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Well, he's one of the people chosen at random I want to kill next.

*selects*

I'm going to kill a random Toad in Mushroom Kingdom because I felt like it.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

*Revives Wario and places him in a torture chamber*

At least he will suffer.

He's not that bad you sociopath. What do you have against him anyway?

My title thingy says so.

I just like to pick on Wario, that's all.

I'm going to kill a random Goomba next.

 

[PokemonMaster]

*Revives Wario and places him in a torture chamber*

At least he will suffer.

He's not that bad you sociopath. What do you have against him anyway?

My title thingy says so.

I just like to pick on Wario, that's all.

I'm going to kill a random Goomba next.

I like to pick on Wario too. Wario likes to pick on Goombas. We all have to torture somebody thats not real.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Whatever Wario is trying to do, he is a terrible stomper.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Whatever Wario is trying to do, he is a terrible stomper.

Or the Goomba is great at evading.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Looks like it is just walking around.

If you consider that "evading" Wario is still a terrible killer.

I'll kill Big Boo next.

 

[MnSG]

Wario is crazy, in a good way. Watching him go nuts when he loses often makes me laugh.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Wario is crazy, in a good way. Watching him go nuts when he loses often makes me laugh.

Like in Mario Sports Mix? I agree with that.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Wario is crazy, in a good way. Watching him go nuts when he loses often makes me laugh.

WAHHHHHHHH!! You mean that? Yes it is funny.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

C'mon. Wario resembles a pile of purple fat when he loses!

 

[Xiahou Ba]

C'mon. Wario resembles a pile of purple fat when he loses!

No he doesn't. He IS a pile of purple fat when he loses. Waluigi and Donkey Kong also look and sound funny when they lose.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario is so fat, he can't die.