I am always amazed at how Smashgoom seems to be able to constantly churn out walls of text about every episode.
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There's just so much I want to talk about!Full Sentence Names Would Be A Horrible Fad said:I am always amazed at how Smashgoom seems to be able to constantly churn out walls of text about every episode.
Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me said:Alright, number of problems with this episode.
First, "Saddle Arabia"? Really, you're going with "Saddle Arabia"? What's next, "Stalliongrad"? "Hoovesbekistan"?
Second, there's a huge loophole of "banished from Ponyville FOREVUR". Despite holding the Alicorn Amulet, Trixie has no political authority over the town, and couldn't just order someone out at her whim. And even if she was able to, couldn't Celestia or the Mayor just redistrict Twilight's house out of "Ponyville"?
Third of all, Trixie forgot to put holes in the giant glass thingy. If this show was longer than 22 minutes, she'd condemn not only Ponyville, but herself to death by suffocation. She may have a glowy amulet thing now, but I can tell she's still not the brightest candle on the menorah.
Fourth, Twilight's reasoning that she "can't get in touch with Princess Celestia because Spike's inside the dome" is moot, since it's not like she's blocked off from Canterlot's post office.
Fifth, the Empire Strikes Back reference at about 10:30 was not funny, clever, or wanted.
Sixth, why exactly can't the rest of the Mane 6 just leave? It's not explained very well, and Trixie never gives any justification as to why not.
Seventh, the idea behind an "Alicorn Amulet" MacGuffin is trite and overdone, and its execution is botched. I couldn't really get an exact pinpoint, but I knew throughout the whole episode that I was watching someone else's idea that the writers decided to "borrow".
Eighth, if they were going to do a Rainbow Dash clone, they should have used it two episodes ago. Boring. And Applejack's "mare into a stallion" can easily be done in real life. Again, boring.
Ninth, the Magical Duels, both of them, were crap. I don't think I really need to elaborate on this one.
Tenth, oh my god, the dialogue was bad. I mean, bad. I know Larson has had trouble with chatty scenes in previous episodes. "It's About Time", even though I love love love it, is a good example of how bad he can be at directing speech). But... WOW did this episode take the cake. Nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, did I hear Twilight, Trixie, Fluttershy, or any other character. I heard actors banging out lines in a dark room in LA waiting for their shift to be over. No immersion at all, Larson.
Eleventh, I'm going to repeat the main problem I had with last episode: why the hell isn't Trixie reprimanded. At least Babs didn't do any physical or psychological damage to anyone but Applebloom and co., never did anything against the law, and fully apologized. So at least I can understand why the CMC would forgive her.
But Trixie's done more and worse than any villain on the show before her (except possibly Nightmare Moon). Her resume now includes enslaving half of a major metropolitan area, usurping local democratically-elected government, destruction of property, unlawful abuse of magic, arson, theft, terrorism, would-be manslaughter, dueling without a license, and jaywalking in the middle of a four-way intersection. In my opinion, that's Osama Bin-Laden worthy behavior. And Twilight does nothing!
So far, I can come up with excuses for Season 3's ineptitude. I don't really like Pinkie in the first place, so "Too Many Pinkie Pies" would never impress me. I can see how they could mess up a PSA episode like "One Bad Apple". I can even understand how a season premier like "Crystal Empire" could be disappointing, especially after months of waiting and hype. But this is a Twilight episode, A FUCKING TWILIGHT EPISODE, and I feel it's up with "Stare Masters" and "MMMystery on the Friendship Express". This season's totally fucked.
So... go on then. Let's hear your complaints.Mason Voorhees said:Heck I LIKE the show and I could come up with better complaints than these.
I believe that the writers are actually sort of afraid of using Derpy now because they're afraid of screwing something up and upsetting either the moral guardians or the fans.Dick Clark said:By the way, did the writers kill off Derpy? I haven't seen her in a while. She may go down the same path as Poochy, Kirby's animal friends, and Chuck Cunningham.
that's completely subjective towards the person hearing the complaints you might not think the little things are important but others doMason Voorhees said:I really wish someone would come up with some legitimate complaints rather than "wah wah wah"
Heck I LIKE the show and I could come up with better complaints than these.
Time Turner said:So... go on then. Let's hear your complaints.Mason Voorhees said:Heck I LIKE the show and I could come up with better complaints than these.
Yeah, and I subjectively see them as "wah wah wah." I didn't mean to imply there's some ground rule of what's "wah wah wah" and what isn't. But I subjectively feel the complaints just either seem (subjectively) to me to be very nonconstructive or very lame attempts at being constructive. Subjectively.Octoberry said:that's completely subjective towards the person hearing the complaints you might not think the little things are important but others do
1.) I highly disagree with the criticism of the Saddle Arabia pun... I was laughing when I heard it.Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me said:Alright, number of problems with this episode.
First, "Saddle Arabia"? Really, you're going with "Saddle Arabia"? What's next, "Stalliongrad"? "Hoovesbekistan"?
Second, there's a huge loophole of "banished from Ponyville FOREVUR". Despite holding the Alicorn Amulet, Trixie has no political authority over the town, and couldn't just order someone out at her whim. And even if she was able to, couldn't Celestia or the Mayor just redistrict Twilight's house out of "Ponyville"?
Third of all, Trixie forgot to put holes in the giant glass thingy. If this show was longer than 22 minutes, she'd condemn not only Ponyville, but herself to death by suffocation. She may have a glowy amulet thing now, but I can tell she's still not the brightest candle on the menorah.
Fourth, Twilight's reasoning that she "can't get in touch with Princess Celestia because Spike's inside the dome" is moot, since it's not like she's blocked off from Canterlot's post office.
Fifth, the Empire Strikes Back reference at about 10:30 was not funny, clever, or wanted.
Sixth, why exactly can't the rest of the Mane 6 just leave? It's not explained very well, and Trixie never gives any justification as to why not.
Seventh, the idea behind an "Alicorn Amulet" MacGuffin is trite and overdone, and its execution is botched. I couldn't really get an exact pinpoint, but I knew throughout the whole episode that I was watching someone else's idea that the writers decided to "borrow".
Eighth, if they were going to do a Rainbow Dash clone, they should have used it two episodes ago. Boring. And Applejack's "mare into a stallion" can easily be done in real life. Again, boring.
Ninth, the Magical Duels, both of them, were crap. I don't think I really need to elaborate on this one.
Tenth, oh my god, the dialogue was bad. I mean, bad. I know Larson has had trouble with chatty scenes in previous episodes. "It's About Time", even though I love love love it, is a good example of how bad he can be at directing speech). But... WOW did this episode take the cake. Nowhere, and I mean NOWHERE, did I hear Twilight, Trixie, Fluttershy, or any other character. I heard actors banging out lines in a dark room in LA waiting for their shift to be over. No immersion at all, Larson.
Eleventh, I'm going to repeat the main problem I had with last episode: why the hell isn't Trixie reprimanded. At least Babs didn't do any physical or psychological damage to anyone but Applebloom and co., never did anything against the law, and fully apologized. So at least I can understand why the CMC would forgive her.
But Trixie's done more and worse than any villain on the show before her (except possibly Nightmare Moon). Her resume now includes enslaving half of a major metropolitan area, usurping local democratically-elected government, destruction of property, unlawful abuse of magic, arson, theft, terrorism, would-be manslaughter, dueling without a license, and jaywalking in the middle of a four-way intersection. In my opinion, that's Osama Bin-Laden worthy behavior. And Twilight does nothing!
So far, I can come up with excuses for Season 3's ineptitude. I don't really like Pinkie in the first place, so "Too Many Pinkie Pies" would never impress me. I can see how they could mess up a PSA episode like "One Bad Apple". I can even understand how a season premier like "Crystal Empire" could be disappointing, especially after months of waiting and hype. But this is a Twilight episode, A FUCKING TWILIGHT EPISODE, and I feel it's up with "Stare Masters" and "MMMystery on the Friendship Express". This season's totally fucked.
She's around... Though a lot harder to find this time around...Dick Clark said:All I'm saying is that I haven't seen her at all since Canterlot Wedding.
Can't really find pictures, but...Dick Clark said:May I see a picture of her in one season 3 episode?
I enjoy that as wellPut That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me said:I am astounded by everyone's complete inability to take a fucking chill pill.
My post was not intended to be a review of the episode. I never said it was, never meant it to be read that way. Most of the nitpicky stuff I say about MLP episodes has no affect on my overall enjoyment of it, or in this case lack thereof. I just happen to like nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking, and finding logical fallacies for the sake of finding logical fallacies[/b[. Probably mislead some of you with the formatting of my post, especially the actual review-blurb at the end. Sorry for any confusion.
also mason you spelled "amulet" wrong
I don't think it was the fact that you nitpicked for the fun of it, it just seemed like you were deliberately hating on an episode for no real reason. Even if that's the POINT, it's still a little frustrating. Also, yeah, it doesn't help that you mixed in pointless stuff with what you actually felt.Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me said:I am astounded by everyone's complete inability to take a *bleep*ing chill pill.
My post was not intended to be a review of the episode. I never said it was, never meant it to be read that way. Most of the nitpicky stuff I say about MLP episodes has no affect on my overall enjoyment of it, or in this case lack thereof. I just happen to like nitpicking for the sake of nitpicking, and finding logical fallacies for the sake of finding logical fallacies. Probably mislead some of you with the formatting of my post, especially the actual review-blurb at the end. Sorry for any confusion.
also mason you spelled "amulet" wrong
I was worried my post came across as mad-sounding but I was only trying to give my opinion. But given the reaction I don't feel bad at all.Dick Clark said:Oh. Well now I feel like a jerk.
Mason Voorhees said:Trixie wanted to amulet to get revenge and abuse power in the first place, but when it corrupted her, I assume she went further than she originally intended. When the amulet was removed, the corruption curse was broken and she realized the error of her ways. (Maybe something along the lines of "Wow. I took over Ponyville and banished Twilight when all I really wanted to do was show off and redeem my name as the Great and Powerful Trixie..."