Would you rather....

Tsunami

Would you rather be Wario or Waluigi for a day?
 
Ughk, one gallon of ketchup

Would you rather kiss Mario or kick Luigi's butt?
 
Kick Luigi's butt. I am NOT going to kiss that fat plumber

Would you rather go on a date with Wario or go on a date with Donkey Kong?
 
Agh, this is a hard one.

I rather date DK because he's not smelly and fat, and... yeah.

Would you rather ride ostriches or live with very old people?
 
Ride ostriches

Would you rather live with Baby Mario or live with Baby Luigi?
 
Live with Baby Mario. At least he's potty-trained.
 
Baby Luigi's potty trained too :|

And you didn't give me a scenario, Mario
 
Would you rather eat cheese or ravioli?
 
Cheese

Would you rather be a stomach or be a small intestine?
 
The Wii. At least Baby Luigi is playable in some games

Would you rather drink a 16 ounce cup or a free refillable 8 ounce cup?
 
A free refillable 8 ounce cup. It won't cost me anything.

Would you rather raw fish or fried fish?
 
Raw fish

Would you rather eat with Wario or make games with Wario?
 
Make games with Wario (I wouldn't want to eat with him, he'd hog all the food! haha)

Would you rather sleep all day long or sleep all night long?
 
Sleep all night long because we're diurnal animals

Would you rather eat Wario or eat Donkey Kong?
 
Get a Starman. Because I usually have more lives than I need

Would you rather smack Mario in the face or smack Luigi in the face?
 
I rather smack Luigi in the face, but it depends on the situation.

Would you rather eat the slimiest bug alive or date Wario?
 
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