Mario's real age

[MCS]

Yeah, exactly.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

When you shave Mario's mustache, he looks 20 years younger.

 

[MCS]

Tell me about it.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I wonder why?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Maybe because if you shave off anyone's mustache, he looks 10 years younger?

 

[MCS]

Looks younger to me.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

No offensive to UltraMario, but Mario looks disturbing without his mustache

 

[MCS]

I know right

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Mustacheless Mario scares me. He looks like a different person (no offense to people that use mustacheless Mario).

Mario looks like a 10-year old now. 0_o

 

[Xiahou Ba]

So if Mario ever wanted to look younger, he needs to start shaving that mustache

 

[MCS]

It's the smile that makes him look 10.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

I can image him frowning and he still looks ten.

 

[MCS]

Yeah, true.

 

[yoshisawesome]

I think Mario's a young adult. Maybe somewhere in his late twenties or early thirties

 

[YamiHoshi]

But these ages are no young adults anymore.
At least, I don't know how it works in America, but in here, you're a young adult if you're 16/17 years, and you're an adult if you're 18 or higher.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Maybe he doesn't mean by that term. Maybe he meant by he's an adult who is young.

 

[YamiHoshi]

I replied to the second sentence.

 

[yoshisawesome]

Actually, I may have exhagerated a bit. Mario's not really much of a young adult

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I see mario progress like this:

Donkey Kong: 16-17 Y.O.
SMB1: 24
SMB3: 30
SMW: 33
SM64: 36
SMS: 40
SMG: 44
NSMBW: 48
SMG2: 49

 

[UltimatePetey]

49 in SMG2? 49 year old men can't do the stuff that Mario did in SMG2..

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Well, to make him any younger in SMG2 would make him like 13 in Donkey Kong, which he obviously wasn't. And he's called Super Mario for a reason, he ages with spectacle.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Well I don't think he would be 49, and you don't know what age Mario was when DK 1981 was released, no one does except Nintendo, so you can't speculate like that.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I don't think Nintendo knows Mario's age either. It's like you creating a character. You don't really know what age he is unless you were thinking this particular age from the start.

 

[Mariorules25]

well i think he's not old nobody knows how old he is except nintendo i know sonic's age i think its 15

 

[Xiahou Ba]

If they knew Mario's age, we should have known by now.