Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%
  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%
  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Total voters
    62
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
Holy crap.
Scratch is English.
Are we really shocked about this? Cause I wasn't.

Also he does the HONK thing just like Gamzee. Is it possible that English has some relation to Gamzee's ancestor?

Also his face looks strangely familiar. A bit like Cal, actually, but I have this nagging feeling that it's really similar to something else I've seen.

Scratch is English's host. The honk thing is part of the " Tick tock, break head, honk honk" thing. And his face should look like Cal, Scratch is made from a Cal.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

No, his face looks like something else too. I don't know what though.

Also this explains the part at 0:00 where the "most important character in Homestuck" watches. It was English through Scratch.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
No, his face looks like something else too. I don't know what though.

Also this explains the part at 0:00 where the "most important character in Homestuck" watches. It was English through Scratch.

Or Gamzee, because he created Little Cal.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
Also this explains the part at 0:00 where the "most important character in Homestuck" watches. It was English through Scratch.

No, what? You are really desperately grasping at straws. And the straws are made of compressed nonsense. Lord English wasn't involved with that scene, not even slightly. Why can't you just admit what we all already know is true?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

carcinoGeneticist said:
Dr. Javelin said:
Also this explains the part at 0:00 where the "most important character in Homestuck" watches. It was English through Scratch.

No, what? You are really desperately grasping at straws. And the straws are made of compressed nonsense. Lord English wasn't involved with that scene, not even slightly. Why can't you just admit what we all already know is true?

What is it that we already know is true? That Gamzee created Cal, who was cloned, and that clone turned into Doc Sratch, who was killed, and now Lord English has put his presence into Scratch. It seems to me that English isn't a person that already exists, he is a being that has put his presence into Scratch, and when he has consumed the Troll's universe, he will leave Scratch's body, and go find another dead "Host". That is my opinion.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

What we know is that Gamzee is the most important character.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

carcinoGeneticist said:
What we know is that Gamzee is the most important character.

Yes, agreed. He created Cal, setting of a chain of events, which lead to Lord English's arrival.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

My Theory.

Maid_SexyEspeon do you know that vriska made one of the codes?
CountBonsula br8k?
CountBonsula ye
CountBonsula *yes
Maid_SexyEspeon you know vriska is themed about pirates?
Maid_SexyEspeon like
Maid_SexyEspeon Mindfang
Maid_SexyEspeon and her Land
Maid_SexyEspeon you know
CountBonsula yes
Maid_SexyEspeon which called Land of Maps and Treasures
Maid_SexyEspeon well
CountBonsula yes
Maid_SexyEspeon if you didn't notice
Maid_SexyEspeon Lord English has Peg Leg
Maid_SexyEspeon which pirates have
CountBonsula yes
Maid_SexyEspeon so my opinion is that there are coincidences
Maid_SexyEspeon gamzee made the honk honk code
Maid_SexyEspeon which LE made the Vast Honk
CountBonsula he can time travel (aradia's t0ck)
CountBonsula well
CountBonsula that's all i got
CountBonsula i mean i can't really associate tavros with LE
CountBonsula or terezi
Maid_SexyEspeon hmmm
Maid_SexyEspeon wait wait wait
Maid_SexyEspeon didn't aradia become a sprite
Maid_SexyEspeon with the frog sprite
CountBonsula yeah
Maid_SexyEspeon looks at the hands and feet
Maid_SexyEspeon they're kinda frog like
Maid_SexyEspeon or reptile like
Maid_SexyEspeon if you saw terezi's lusus
CountBonsula i think it's a bit far fetched
CountBonsula but it could work
Maid_SexyEspeon I think LE has a tail
Maid_SexyEspeon http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111102080213/mspaintadventures/images/7/7d/LordEnglish2.png
Maid_SexyEspeon look at the back
Maid_SexyEspeon I may be mistaken tho
CountBonsula no that's his coat
Maid_SexyEspeon hmmm
Maid_SexyEspeon OH I GOT IT
Maid_SexyEspeon a coincidence with tavros
Maid_SexyEspeon didn't Doc Scratch have the same Dead pose as Tavros
CountBonsula yeah I guess
Maid_SexyEspeon http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005200
Maid_SexyEspeon http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04074.gif
Maid_SexyEspeon compare
CountBonsula OH MY GOD
CountBonsula you know what, you're a genius >_<
Maid_SexyEspeon tell me what makes me genius?
CountBonsula you actually noticed that >_<
Maid_SexyEspeon also look at doc's body
Maid_SexyEspeon where a part of it is open
Maid_SexyEspeon that's where Hussie got the disc
Maid_SexyEspeon but that location
Maid_SexyEspeon was the same place where vriska stabbed tavros
CountBonsula yeah
Maid_SexyEspeon and
Maid_SexyEspeon if I am right
Maid_SexyEspeon Lord English has all of the felt's powers
Maid_SexyEspeon but if I may include
CountBonsula all of it
CountBonsula yes
Maid_SexyEspeon Snowman can see the alternate timeline
Maid_SexyEspeon like Terezi
Maid_SexyEspeon if it's possible
CountBonsula yea-oh
Maid_SexyEspeon Lord English would have this ability
Maid_SexyEspeon so this way he could be also related to terezi
Maid_SexyEspeon who is also the seer of mind
CountBonsula I guess
Maid_SexyEspeon and the cal thing
Maid_SexyEspeon all I can say
Maid_SexyEspeon is Gamzee
Maid_SexyEspeon because he has Cal
Maid_SexyEspeon so connect all of them
Maid_SexyEspeon and voila
Maid_SexyEspeon they made both Doc
CountBonsula also
Maid_SexyEspeon and Lord English
CountBonsula wait nvm
CountBonsula LE is everyone
CountBonsula sorta
Maid_SexyEspeon if that'd be the case
Maid_SexyEspeon then he'd have something related to each character
Maid_SexyEspeon the only other thing I can think of is Dave/Bro
Maid_SexyEspeon because of Cal
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Not bad.

Though his peg leg is a cue stick too.

Also it's very possible that he is related to Vriska in some way. Remember she had the magic cue ball?
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
Not bad.

Though his peg leg is a cue stick too.

that's because he's the one that's playing the game and controlled the other balls with Doc Scratch (Cue Ball).
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Aradia Megido
5 (8.9%)
Tavros Nitram
4 (7.1%)
Sollux Captor
8 (14.3%)
Karkat Vantas
10 (17.9%)
Nepeta Leijon
6 (10.7%)
Kanaya Maryam
4 (7.1%)
Terezi Pyrope
8 (14.3%)
Vriska Serket
2 (3.6%)
Equius Zahhak
1 (1.8%)

Gamzee Makara
4 (7.1%)
Eridan Ampora
3 (5.4%)
Feferi Peixes
1 (1.8%)

Sorry Ralph, I guess you're the only one who likes Equius.

I wonder who the one person who voted for Feferi is, though.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

New SBAHJ issue is up!

It's the Halloween issue, just a few days late.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
Aradia Megido
5 (8.9%)
Tavros Nitram
4 (7.1%)
Sollux Captor
8 (14.3%)
Karkat Vantas
10 (17.9%)
Nepeta Leijon
6 (10.7%)
Kanaya Maryam
4 (7.1%)
Terezi Pyrope
8 (14.3%)
Vriska Serket
2 (3.6%)
Equius Zahhak
1 (1.8%)

Gamzee Makara
4 (7.1%)
Eridan Ampora
3 (5.4%)
Feferi Peixes
1 (1.8%)

Sorry Ralph, I guess you're the only one who likes Equius.

I wonder who the one person who voted for Feferi is, though.

It's Schmutz if I remember correctly.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

New theory: English is a combination of Rose and that one Prospitian who hides behind the pillar in the playable flash with John and Rose in the Castle.
The evidence is all there.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

QuizmoManiac said:
New theory: English is a combination of Rose and that one Prospitian who hides behind the pillar in the playable flash with John and Rose in the Castle.
The evidence is all there.
....no that's no theory.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

QuizmoManiac said:
that one Prospitian who hides behind the pillar in the playable flash with John and Rose in the Castle.
You do realize that they're dead? Bec already killed him/her.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

Dr. Javelin said:
QuizmoManiac said:
that one Prospitian who hides behind the pillar in the playable flash with John and Rose in the Castle.
You do realize that they're dead? Bec already killed him/her.
Nowai.
I'm sure he just acended to wherever he wanted to go to wait for the universe to end.
IT'S TRUE.
 
Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN

QuizmoManiac said:
Dr. Javelin said:
QuizmoManiac said:
that one Prospitian who hides behind the pillar in the playable flash with John and Rose in the Castle.
You do realize that they're dead? Bec already killed him/her.
Nowai.
I'm sure he just acended to wherever he wanted to go to wait for the universe to end.
IT'S TRUE.
you're making yourself look stupid don't you realize and no this is no flaming I mean that theory has just too many flaws.
 
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