Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

[Contra(dictory)]

J-jam
all in yo face

 

[Lily x]

Spoiler

Please do break up with Rose, I don't like Kanaya x Rose.

 

[Nabber]

I don't like Drunk!Rose. Sheesh, get your act together.

 

[Lily x]

Yes, what happened to wordy Rose who could be shipped with John ;-;.

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Roxy/John otp

 

[Nabber]

Rose/WV otp

 

[Lily x]

Rose/WV otp

Still a better ship than Rose/Kanaya.

 

[SiFi]

Remember when Andrew let the entirety of John/Vriska happen offscreen and just told us it didn't work out? Good times.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Roxy/John otp

you have no idea do you
that that ship makes sense and that it was actually foreshadowed

Also i hate Drunk!Rose. Like, a lot. Rosemary would have been better if she was normal Rose.
But as long as that ship pisses SiFi off. Woohoo!

 

[Lily x]

It pisses me off too .
I think I have found my NOtp

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Roxy/John otp

you have no idea do you
that that ship makes sense and that it was actually foreshadowed

actually I do?

wow man don't jump to conclusions like that

 

[2257]

marowak cant help jumping to conclusions

his brain is all crushed because hes been wearing the same skull since he was a baby

 

[SiFi]

But as long as that ship pisses SiFi off. Woohoo!

I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone that Hussie/Faust is also canon. Woohoo!

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Roxy/John otp

you have no idea do you
that that ship makes sense and that it was actually foreshadowed

actually I do?

wow man don't jump to conclusions like that

OKAY COOL SO YEAH THAT SHIP IS TOTALLY AWESOME AND IT SHOULD BE CANON

marowak cant help jumping to conclusions

his brain is all crushed because hes been wearing the same skull since he was a baby

Fuck you.

 

[SiFi]

That sounded pretty sincere, you guys. I think we should ban him.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

No that was edo
I was actually telling you the skull is literally my head.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

I'll post so that you're not just talking to yourself.

I really am curious what the "secret item" is.`

 

[Nabber]

I thought it was confirmed to be Calliope?

 

[EctoBiologist]

I thought it was confirmed to be Calliope?

wait what.

that chest isn't even calliope's size.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

It's flashing white, whatever it is.

Be prepared for a big reveal where it isn't the white magnum or the white wand.

Or if it is the magnum, then be prepared for it to be out of ammo.

 

[Nabber]

what about the crowbar

 

[Dr. Javelin]

That would be awesome because it would prove me right.

However, I don't think that's a possibility anymore. Doesn't Jack English have the crowbar? I doubt there will be two crowbars in the same point in time, considering its ability to stay out of time loops.

 

[EctoBiologist]

ok she wins the first place along with nepeta.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

So I just thought of something:

Spoiler

VRISKA: As I'm sure you know 8y now, jujus are magic items that can do all sorts of things. 8end time and space, trap souls inside them, stuff like that.
The weapon is a juju. And it's a house. So here's what's going to happen:
They will trap Lord English inside the house.
Lord English is going to be Homestuck

 

[Nabber]

Then who is in it already?