Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

http://soundcloud.com/carsino/friends-on-the-other-side-a

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

But yeah I would really love to see Jack(s) contribute to the demise of English. Because so far, he's just Mr. Iliketostabppl.

Hey, most of them were worthless opponents who totally deserved it. And I'm your superior, pal.

(But wtf am I meant to do with his silly gaudy swordhammer???)

 

[Pandapowah]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Found this interesting theory on tumblr: http://homestuckheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/30306362320/gamzee-ectobiology-theory

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Okay, it's kind of annoying how Sollux has two pairs of glasses. Either that or he has one that shifts color.

I say he swaps glasses whenever his eyes flip colors, as they can do sometimes.

Either that or I could just go with the much simpler "he just flips his sprite obviously".

Or I could go with the simplest explanation. HUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Koopayoshi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

SWOOSH

Spoiler

 

[SiFi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I wish that, just once, Andrew would show John being angry and not play it for laughs.

hecks yeah ladies and gentlemen

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I wish that, just once, Andrew would show John being angry and not play it for laughs.

hecks yeah ladies and gentlemen

Yet further evidence against SiFi trying to prove that he is not actually Hussie.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I wish that, just once, Andrew would show John being angry and not play it for laughs.

hecks yeah ladies and gentlemen

Yet further evidence against SiFi trying to prove that he is not actually Hussie.

Yes, his hate of Vriska is actually a cover. Busted, Hussie. Busted.

 

[SiFi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

But I also deliberately made her a terrible character so that my alter-ego's hatred of her would be fully justified.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Okay so you're Hussie.
How many more characters will you introduce?

 

[SiFi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Right now all I have planned are Prospitan versions of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, plus a Dersite version of Geromy. Other than that, we'll just have to see.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

This is the moment in which we discover whether Jack's actually going to join the good side now or not.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Right now all I have planned are Prospitan versions of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, plus a Dersite version of Geromy. Other than that, we'll just have to see.

That'd actually be amusing, since you already did the Prospitian Problem Sleuth, Pickle Inspector and Ace Dick.

Javvy, considering he's(I'm) merely defensive again, I'd say he(I) is(am) still hoping to be allowed to team up with the do-gooders.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Okay I'm willing to give him a second chance I guess. But the next time he stabs something, ANYTHING, he is so going to be hated by me forever.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Spoiler

Yeah notice how Jack isn't even counterattacking.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I think he's just tired of stabbing and destroying everything he encounters.
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Spoiler

mmppphhpfffahahahahahaha nah jk

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

He has had two years to mellow.

But then so has PM and she hasn't calmed down at all, so...

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I know! She just won't let it go!

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Spoiler

NANNASPRITE: Yes, that is quite high. You have climbed so much faster than I did in my youth. I am so proud of you!

She knows?
She knows!
I can't believe I missed this.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Spoiler

What's this? The Pop-O-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer is more powerful than Jack, it seems.

Well, that combined with the Heir of Breath powers.

 

[EctoBiologist]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Spoiler

What's this? The Pop-O-Matic Vrillyhoo Hammer is more powerful than Jack, it seems.

Well, that combined with the Heir of Breath powers.

bam, whack a jack is now real.

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Kill the son of a bitch, John.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Spoiler

Game over. Boom.

You lose, Tabuu. : )

But surely he just wants to talk about this? Or at least he did until John attacked him.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Well, now that angrychump is restrained in a manner similar to bart simpson, maybe they can talk things out while PM no doubt watches.

Jack/Bec Noir ain't dyin' anytime soon pal. *glares at Tabuu*

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Jack Noir, especially that incarnation, has been nothing but a ruthless omnicidal maniac that's killed, well, fucking everybody.

He deserves death.

And there is absolutely no reason he's going to turn over a new leaf now.

"Why won't she forgive him?"

He tried to kill two of her friends. In one case, he succeeded, and in the other, he damn well came close.

He's also slaughtered, among others, the entirety of the Prospitians and Dersite soldiers, Bro, Mom and Dad.

He's good as a character. I like him as one.

But he doesn't deserve sympathy.

He deserves death.