Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%
  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%
  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Total voters
    62
Dr. Javelin said:
Totally unexpected.

totally great, in spite of what any birds might have to say about the matter
 
Rose, please return to your old, wordy self as soon as possible.
 
guys what if the first players and also the creators of sburb are frogs (the very first players of the game).

that'd explain why you have to create the genesis frog.
 
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^sifis reaction upon learning that rose and kanaya are, in fact, on a date
 
You all still have yet to see. Like when everyone thought PBJ was canon.
 
are you trying to say its not canon

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that looks like some pretty HOT YAOIS to me
 
And what exactly has Tavros been doing lately?
 
Marioguy1 said:
These new trolls may seem stupid, but looking at them, there is a common theme.

-Damara was originally shy and quiet, before being taunted and cracking; turning her into what she is now.
-Mituna was originally a powerful psionic, before he used his powers to defend them from doom and became what he is now.
-Kankri could originally lead the group, before he lost their attention.
-Meulin was originally an awesome character before she heard Kurloz's scream and went deaf.
-Latula was originally a great warrior before she spent years dead and lost her skills.
-Kurloz was originally less demonic before he had a vision of something terrifying and became demonic, and sewed his mouth shut.
-Cronus was originally a magician (unknown if he actually was, but he claimed to be) before renouncing magic.

They all (except Rufioh, Porrim, Aranea, Horuss and Meenah, AFAIK) used to be powerful, but something happened and now they're not.

This is a bad time for an " arrow to the knee" joke, right?
 
its always a bad time for an arrow to the knee joke
 
BOY ANDREW YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING SPECIAL FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY BEFORE



i think im going grimdark
 
DAVE: looks like i wandered into a really weird uncharted side of town tonight
DAVE: its called the drunk rose district


And yet she still manages to spew forth exposition.

Oh Rose.
 
boner's just got a boner because its like in his lesbian vampire romance fantasies
 
My lesbian vampire romance fantasies involve good characters romancing good characters. Terrible characters are stuck outside in the harsh winter.
 
but boner is a terrible person so he can empathise with kanayas situation
 
For a minute there I forgot that Boner was Boner and thought you were referring to me.
 
i thought you were going away for gore christmas >:⁠(
 
Bulbasaur said:
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^sifis reaction upon learning that rose and kanaya are, in fact, on a date
Draconian Dignitary said:
Hey sifi.
Look.
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The two of you should stay away from dark alleys from now on. :D

I sense your feelings. I KNOW where you are. And when I reach you, you will not be there for long.
 
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