Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

[2257]

Andrew Hussie specifically said Dirk isn't a Brony. Specifically.

anyway, can you really be a brony if all the other humans are dead?

besides which, i guess we all already know who the REAL ultimate brony is

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Who?

 

[2257]

youre kidding, right? you've forgotten?

 

[User4042]

Well I tried reading Homestuck again instead of quitting when Jane and Jake found Derse because my laptop broke



uraniumUmbra and undyingUmbrage = green things
Their planet = Far future Earth
uraniumUmbra and undyingUmbrage = Calliope and Caliborn
Calliope and Caliborn = one body
Caliborn = Lord English
Therefore Calliope is Lord English as well
What's next, they make a plush thing called Doc Scratch and make him their guardian or whatever?

 

[EctoBiologist]

Jake now reminds me of that one thornberry .... Nigel Thornberry.

 

[User4042]

Anyway I'm going a trip down to before my laptop broke so this UU stuff won't get to my head

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Calliope is Lord English as well

No.

youre kidding, right? you've forgotten?

Apparently I have. So who is it? Equius? Horuss?

 

[Rise Up Above It]

It's probably Horsus.

 

[Lin Beifong]

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess he is referring to Dr. Javelin.

Geddit! I said "stab"? I did like a spear joke thing. Hey, wait! Don't run off! Come back. ._.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Andrew Hussie specifically said Dirk isn't a Brony. Specifically.

anyway, can you really be a brony if all the other humans are dead?

besides which, i guess we all already know who the REAL ultimate brony is

Yep.

Jack is the ultimate brony.

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Does your brother stay in a room plastered entirely with MLP posters with the show's theme playing on a constant loop in the background?

 

[Yoshiwaker]

No.

He has some other MLP songs, too.

 

[Contra(dictory)]

Knew it.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess he is referring to Dr. Javelin.

Geddit! I said "stab"? I did like a spear joke thing. Hey, wait! Don't run off! Come back. ._.

Oh. I thought he was referring to a Homestuck character. But then again Javelin was Jack Noir at some point so whatever.

 

[banjonator1]

Therefore Calliope is Lord English as well

I see how you'd think that; that had me confused for a while.

But you must see that Calliope was kind of killed out of her and Caliborn's shared body. She is no longer inside Caliborn's body, represented by the swirls on his cheeks turning completely red.

Spoiler: tumblr thingy i thought was relevant

 

[Nabber]

Dat face.

 

[2257]

yeah guys, javvy used to have the custom title "ultimate brony"

i even made him these great stars to honor his ultimate bronydom, but i never convinced the admins to put them on his profile :⁠(

 

[Dr. Javelin]

yeah guys, javvy used to have the custom title "ultimate brony"

i want that rank back, it was so great

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess he is referring to Dr. Javelin.

Geddit! I said "stab"? I did like a spear joke thing. Hey, wait! Don't run off! Come back. ._.

anyways

I wouldn't be surprised if the last sprite was Equius/Gamzee.

 

[banjonator1]

curses, it's Fefeta

I liked Nefeferi more

 

[Rise Up Above It]

I wouldn't be surprised if the last sprite was Equius/Gamzee.

Not possible - no dead gamzees anywhere YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CLOWN DOWN

 

[Lin Beifong]

I wouldn't be surprised if the last sprite was Equius/Gamzee.

Not possible - no dead gamzees anywhere YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CLOWN DOWN

Wellllll...

Future Dave wasn't dead, and he could still be prototyped. Then again he was from a doomed timeline, so idk.

 

[Nabber]

Jake confirmed for second worst character

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Who's the first?

 

[2257]

Jake confirmed for second worst character

no im pretty sure thats still damara

 

[Nabber]

Who's the first?

Cronus of course.