Oh No, Not Another Comic! - #4: "AUGENDS OF THE FALLENSTAR" RELEASED!!!one

[Snack]

Nice... But it DOES seem very familar for some reason...

 

[Smiddle]

I couldn't fit everything in #4, so I think I'll do some in #5 too.

 

[3Dejong]

LOL, very very nice. But stop the stupid "My Name is Earl" references.

 

[Smiddle]

LOL, very very nice. But stop the stupid "My Name is Earl" references.

I already have. It was a one-time thing. Some other time I'll reference some other TV show.

 

[3Dejong]

LOL, very very nice. But stop the stupid "My Name is Earl" references.

I already have. It was a one-time thing. Some other time I'll reference some other TV show.

Do Futurama. Or the Simpsons. :D

 

[Smiddle]

LOL, very very nice. But stop the stupid "My Name is Earl" references.

I already have. It was a one-time thing. Some other time I'll reference some other TV show.

Do Futurama. Or the Simpsons. :D

I was thinking of doing that, look... If you had... One shot. To sit on your lazy butt and watch all the TV you ever wanted, until your brain turned to mush... Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo...

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting

There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel

Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily
Yo

Plus "Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
Well, she's scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot

I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Cause I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you want to, man

 

[3Dejong]

When you read the lyrics, you suddenly get all the hidden jokes.

 

[Smiddle]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

 

[EctoBiologist]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

that a good thing!!! smiddle!!! A.K.A caps lock lord!!! A.K.A teh waffle king!!!

 

[Smiddle]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

 

[Smiddle]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

I thought after a comment like that I would be swarmed by rabid Userpedia fans and instantly lose what little respect I've earned.

 

[Smiddle]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

I thought after a comment like that I would be swarmed by rabid Userpedia fans and instantly lose what little respect I've earned.

Lol, but seriously, I've got comments about it, and most people think it's good, and better than most, etc.
By the way, I might continue it, and I might not continue it.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

I thought after a comment like that I would be swarmed by rabid Userpedia fans and instantly lose what little respect I've earned.

Lol, but seriously, I've got comments about it, and most people think it's good, and better than most, etc.
By the way, I might continue it, and I might not continue it.

Meh, maybe I'll read it...

 

[Smiddle]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

I thought after a comment like that I would be swarmed by rabid Userpedia fans and instantly lose what little respect I've earned.

Lol, but seriously, I've got comments about it, and most people think it's good, and better than most, etc.
By the way, I might continue it, and I might not continue it.

Meh, maybe I'll read it...

You don't have to. :|

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Good new peoples, I might consider continuing it.

I would ask to be included, but it's probably just another crappy generic overly epic Userpedia comic, and I don't feel like reading it to find out.

(This post will sooo come back to bite me in the ass.)

If you read some pages, you'll see some comments about it actually being funny/epic/whatever.
By the way, since it was some months ago, I've thought of stuff that'll probably make it better.

Holy crap, I'm still alive.

lolwut?

Btw, I changed my mind. I don't think I'm going to continue it.

I thought after a comment like that I would be swarmed by rabid Userpedia fans and instantly lose what little respect I've earned.

No no your thinking of Userpedia Comic Nerds who'd flame you till the end of time :P. I'd say fMb is an example.

 

[SmartGuy]

If you are going to continue it, may I be in plz =3

 

[Smiddle]

If you are going to continue it, may I be in plz =3

Sure sir. (Rhyme FTW)