You know you haven't played enough Mario games when...

You think that Mario was invented by Bill Gates.

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when u think Fire Mario means to shoot him out of a canon :lol:
 
when u think Luigi is fat and Mario is thin
 
* When you don't know Mario's last name. XD
* When you wonder why Luigi and Mario look so alike
* When you wonder why Mario "grabs" things by running into them.

TO the latter: It's just the way the game works. :wink:
 
-When you think Jr. was on of the original Koopalings
-When you run into the Goombas because you think they'll talk to you, and you die(except for 64)
-When you think Bob-omb buddies will join you on your adventure
-When you think Mr.L is completely different than Luigi(Same person, der)
-You think Bowser Jr. is Baby Bowser
-You think the Koopa Kids are Bowser's kids(they aren't, they are wannabes!)
-You think the Kangaroo in Yoshi's Island is an enemy and you try to kill it
-In Shifting Sand Land, you go directly in the black holes in the ground, and you die
-You never knew Mario had a girlfriend name Pauline(is that what it is?I forgotted)
 
You think the goal of Super Mario Bros. is to run into Goombas.
 
-You think Princess Peach is a boss
-You think Kirby is a Mario character
-You think there are other coloured Goombas(besides red,blue and brown)
-You think Black Ninjakoopa is a Nokobon(Well, I did not see it explode when it was jumped on in PM)
-You have no idea what a Chibibi is
-You have no idea what a Buzz is
-When you try to kill Toad
-When you don't know what the A button does
 
You avoid eating any obscure mushrooms, flowers, grabbing any floating coins (creepy...), and, do not try to smash your head into brick walls.
 
You think that Petey Piranha is a Piranha. (fish) Because his name doesn't have the word plant in it.
 
when u think luigi is "green mario", wario is "yellow mario" and waluigi is "purple mario"

when u think waluigi is wario's brother

when u think Peach and Daisy are sisters

when u think Bowser jr. and Baby Bowser and Koopa Kid (from the MP series) are the same character.

:)
 
When u think Princess Peach is an actual peach
 
You think Luigi once beaten up 5000 Giga Chain Chomps in a cave that is only one inch
 
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