Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

The opposite of Good wishes aren't always good wishes. One Person thinks of A totally messed up wish and the next person makes it (if ever so slightly) good.
So lets say....
I wish that pizza was only made with anchovies
But then anchovies are made in factories so they taste better, I wish that all cats had no fur


And on, and on, and on, and just like that kay?
Begin!
I'll start it off
I wish that my dog pooped inside the house and on the carpet

 

[LN1]

But the carpet was going to be sold,and pooped carpets are more valuable.

I wish to fall into a hole.

 

[Pandapowah]

You fell into the rabbit hole that leads to Wonderland. You quickly took over their world.
I wish I got stranded in an island.

 

[LN1]

The island happens to be whatever the paradise is for you.

I wish for a broken 3DS.

 

[Smashley]

You get one, and your mom somehow fixes it easily.

I wish I was on fire.

 

[LN1]

But you also happen to be a firebender and move the fire to a random cake.You eat the cake.

I wish to destroy myself with my own weapon.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but the gun is out of ammo.

I wish for anihilation of everything!

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but you anihiliate yourself as well.

I wish no one would kill a discussion.

 

[LN1]

Granted,Sir "No One" the CXVI can kill discussions.

I wish chuggaaconroy didn't exist.

 

[Vinnie927]

But then barfzroycon came, and he is better than chuggaaconroy.

I wish that I died.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you are revived with the Dragon Balls.

I wish I was angry.

 

[LN1]

They give you an award for being angry.

I wish for something bad to come out of this wish.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but then you got Super Mario 3D Land

I wish I was never born

 

[LN1]

Granted, some guy named "I" which you hate was never born.

I wish for the 3DS to not have 3D.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the 3D was what made it terrible in the first place. Now it's flying off the shelves.

I wish this game was stupid.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, everyone played the other games.

I wish that I would be banned from these boards

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but then someone just joined and he's exactly like you.

His username is: Blahpoop101

I wish that a laser will hit me in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but the laser turns into a puppy
I wish that yoshis never existed

 

[banjonator1]

In the alternate universe with no s they are replaced with Yortshis, the ultimate version of yoshis without their annoying voice.

I wish the universe collapses.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but an alternate universe forms right after.

I wish that a laser will hit me in, this time: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nano seconds.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you are somehow unaffected.

I wish my computer exploded.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but you get a new one for FREEEEEEEEEEE!

I wish that Yoshimonsta would eat us all!

 

[banjonator1]

Granted, but it turns out his stomach is a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.

I wish that my hand gets chopped off.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but a doctor puts it back on with painless surgery.

I wish that Yoshimonsta's stomach wasn't a peaceful place where children can play, undigested.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yes so you all get eaten and digested
I wish that I had gingivitis (beat that)