Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it's a toy bomb that doesn't cause any destruction or anything.

I wish my cat died.

 

[Princess Céline]

Granted, your cat just wants to spend some time with you.

I wish it didn't snow at my house right now.

 

[Koops]

Granted, the sunny weather makes up for it.

I wish I could wish for something bad.

 

[Milo Thatch]

You are able to but decide not to.

I wish all of Nintendo's games in the next 20 yewars are horrible.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted, but there's that one aspect that is awesome.

I wish...that...*gulp*...Pink Yoshi....would die.
There, I said it.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted. He resurrects and becomes 100% invincible.

I'll have nightmares just thinking about it...but I wish for Jojora to return in the next M&L game.

 

[Moldomré]

Granted. She had 1HP and 0 DEF. She dies instantly.

I wish that....I never found the Wiki or Boards. That would be VERY bad.

 

[YoshiSan]

Granted, you never found them because you work at Nintendo.

I wish that I lost all my teeth.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, now you don't need to brush them.

I wish Smash Ultimate was cancelled.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Granted, but a prototype surfaces, and is dumped and posted on the internet.

I wish for all video games to suddenly be removed from stock in stores.

 

[Teedgee]

Granted, you still have your own games to have fun with.

I wish I could keep my current theme forever.

 

[Sp00kDragon]

Granted, you get a choice of perfect replica costumes that you can wear.

I wish I was haunted by my old YT Channel