Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. He learns to be a nicer user and stops flame-bating.

I wish Smasher got perma-banned.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It was an accident and he is unbanned.

I wish I was perma banned.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. It turns out you did nothing wrong, and you get unbanned.

I wish everyone was perma-banned.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. 3D Player returns as a zombie and creates Mario Party Boards. Anyone who posts becomes a Daisy/Sceptile/Koopa Kid hybrid.

I wish that I got Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS a week early in perfect condition.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

Wrong topic. Anyway, you become obsessed with the Mario Party series and fall in love with Daisy.

I wish that Sakurai would become our dictator.

 

[TheFarmboy]

Granted. It has every character you wanted. And how is that a bad thing?

I wish I became a troll.

Wrong topic. Anyway, you become obsessed with the Mario Party series and fall in love with Daisy.

I wish that Sakurai would become our dictator.

After Sakurai came into power. His leadership lead humanity into an era of peace and prosperity.

I wish EA left the Gaming Industry.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Every one of their IPs is lost and cannot be bought by other companies.

I wish that the Ice Climbers would never be playable in Smash again.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Ridley takes their places.

I wish Baby Pink Gold Peach existed.

 

[Lumastar]

Granted. Your arch-nemesis has to raise her and can no longer bother you.

I wish that the entire forum would be locked for all eternity.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Porple makes Mario Boards 2.0 with new features.

I wish everyone was a troll.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, you steal the Great Sacred Treasure which has a built-in troll destroying feature.
I wish that a spammer hacked into Porple's account.

 

[Mintiously]

REVIVE

Granted. The spammer is booted off immediately.

I wish I was hungry.

 

[Kerrigan]

granted, you eat.

i wish for to rule the world.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, but he is a fair ruler.

I wish the Internet dies.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, but we all recreate it.

I wish my cat died.

 

[Andymii]

Granted, but you secretly hated your cat anyway.

I wish Ben would drown.

 

[Noct]

Granted, He becomes a creepypasta phenomenon.

I wish the earth would explode.

 

[Ray Trace]

I wish the earth would explode.

Granted, but another world with life would take its place. Also, other alien civilizations would witness its spectacular show and get the Oh the Humanity! achievement when they're playing Spore

I wish I had a dead Baby Luigi

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, he resurrects and never dies again.

I wish I got robbed.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but the police got your possessions back for you and covered all damages to your home.

I wish 4chan took over Google.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, Google sues them and they close down forever.

I wish I flunked all my exams.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you get a pity point and some free pizza for flunking.

I wish Viacom have more power than they already need.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, they get sued and close down forever.

I wish for a really bad thunderstorm.

 

[Koops]

Granted, the thunder hits you and you gain superpowers.

I wish I was in a bomb's explosion.