Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

[Pyro]

Post your favorite lines from your favorite cartoons. Or just post hilarious, (unedited for accuracy) really stupid cartoon line videos.

I'll start:

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

In an infinite universe where reality is interpreted through our continuously fluxuating perception, providing absolute definitive proof of anything becomes [something] more than speculation based on random data.

Yeah I can't remember the whole Timmy Turner one and the Spongebob one might be wrong. I was too lazy to look them up since I couldn't find them on Youtube.

 

[Weasel]

What in the name of Deus Ex Machina is a T-Rex doing here?!

...or something like that.

 

[UltraMario]

 

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=CG9-SCVc-E0[/youtube]

The entirety of this.

 

[Mariorules25]

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Mariorules25]

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Pyro]

 

[Mariorules25]

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Mario4Ever]

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Ray Trace]

Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

 

[Lario]

There's so many to choose from Spongebob Squarepants and the Simpsons, so many to choose...

 

[ShyGuy27]

Every scene Scorpio is in is solid gold.

 

[Pyro]

There's so many to choose from Spongebob Squarepants and the Simpsons, so many to choose...

Damn straight. I'll probably post some more SpongeBob quotes as soon as I can get off of this cheap school computer.

 

[Mijzelffan]

 

[Guiliant]

is mayonnaise an instrument?

no patrick.

*raises hand*

horse radish isn't an instrument either.

 

[Pyro]

From Destiny Deoxys:

My cramp's getting a cramp...

He stole the food we were going to steal!

*hot dogs fly out of machine* Gotta catch 'em all!

The first two are from James, and the last is from Brock.

 

[UltraMario]

My cramp's getting a cramp...

C R A M P C E P T I O N

 

[Lario]

"So what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No Beer Make Homer' something something..."

"Go crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do!"

 

[Mijzelffan]

 

[UltimatePetey]