Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

That was lame imo, 4kids is the worse station you can watch. They ruin every anime they dub.

 
Mario and Luigi said:
[quote author=Dukey from Johnny Test]OK... I'm gonna... FREAK OUT NOW!!!!
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That show sucks.
 
Something along the lines of:

Aw, why do I have to pick up the seagull droppings?

Or,

"Make some idiot twenty feet tall, and he thinks he rules the Earth."

or,

"Hang in there, Bumblebee. Prepare for a daring rescue maneuver!"
"Can't he just save a guy without doing a commercial?"
 
Rattrap: So, uh, where ya' been, bird-dog?
Silverbolt: Uh, scout patrol...
Rattrap: Oh, yeah, yeah, scoutin' the enemy, yeah. ...Find any new positions?
—Rattrap, proving that neither he nor the writers of Beast Wars are above cheap innuendos.
 
Miles Standish: Begone, pests, and give me the bird!
Yakko: We'd love to, really, but the Fox censors won't allow it.
 
Jessie: Just what do you think you're doing?!
Misty: Don't you give us any attitude, we just saved your slimy lives!
Jessie: I don't remember asking you to save our lives!
James: Well I'm grateful.
Jessie: They're our mortal enemy! How dare you be grateful they saved your life!

Nega-Chin: We'll meet again Crimson Chins! I swear it!
Crimson Chin: You can't swear, only the super-edgy 1985 Crimson Chin can swear.
80's Chin: Yeah, and I got cancelled for it!
 
Timmy Clone: This tea tastes like stupid green fish and fat pink fish.
Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!
Cosmo: Nobody calls Wanda fat except my mother, and me that one time, and I'll never make that mistake again!
Wanda: And nobody calls Cosmo stupid except me, Jorgen, and well, everybody, but it's still not nice!
 
Francine: (to Buster) You be quiet! You already have your own show!

Francine: BUSTER BAXTER I'M GONNA PULVERIZE YOU!

Arthur: Buster, what are you doing?!
Buster: "Buster"? Who is this "Buster"? I am Dr. Ector from the planet Corn and I am here to deliver you a message to the tune you earthlings call "Yankee Doodle". Dr. Ector came to Earth in a flying saucer, had a message to deliver, be a...be a frequent flosser, floss your teeth every night, floss your teeth all day, floss your teeth with all your might, so you won't get tooth decay. *accidentally rips background* Oops. *tears down set*
Brain: Buster, what were you thinking?!
Buster: Ow! Let go of my horn! I had to do something, Brain! People were falling asleep out there.
Brain: You didn't have to destroy the set!
 
Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
To protect the world from devastation,
to unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love,
to extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie! James!
Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light, so surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!
 
Numbuh 3: Oh, I wish Numbuh 5 was here.
Numbuh 5: Oh, I'm here all right!
Numbuh 3: Numbuh 5, you better start using some moisturizure or something. Here, take my Rainbow Monkey soft skin.
Numbuh 4: Listen Numbuh 5, I don't wanna fight you.
Numbuh 5: Of course you don't. 'Cause you're the shortest, dumbest, most chicken big-mouth squirt on the entire team!
Numbuh 4: Okay, now I wanna fight you! *tries shooting gumballs but realizes he's out of ammo* Oh, crud!

Numbuh 4: Kuki, I'm scared. I don't know what to do next.
Numbuh 3: Kiss me.
Numbuh 4: Kiss you?! No way! Oh no no no. Nope. No way. Nuh-uh! Ain't gonna happ-okay.
Numbuh 3: Pucker up. *lights come one revaling Numbuh 3 as a zombie*
Numbuh 4: O_O YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Numbuh 2: Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4. Did you read me? Did you find the age atomic frequency modulator a-bob?
Numbuh 3: We found something even better...
Numbuhs 3 and 4: Each other! *kiss each other*
Numbuh 362: Ugh! End transmission, please!
 
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