Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

^It was to be used as emphise on the words.

Yeah, what he said. Simple Italics would've done better though.
 
Spike: Come on, you guys. Let me in!
Rainbow Dash: Sure thing, Spike.
Rarity: Heavens no! We're getting dressed.
Applejack: Dressed? Uh, beg pardon, Rarity, but, uh... we don't normally wear clothes.
Rarity: *moan* I'm sorry, Spike. Some of us do have standards.
 
Mr. Haney: Why eat beans when we have all this food?
Mr. Morris: I wouldn't eat all the junk food if I were you. Besides, it's all froze.
Mr. Haney: I...hate...school!
Mr. Ratburn: Mr. Haney! He didn't mean it!
Mr. Haney: *whine* I wanna go home. BEANS!

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 5, locate the nearest item on the list. 3 and 4, ready the weapons so we're ready to roll. And Numbuh 2...
Numbuh 2: Yes, sir? :)
Numbuh 1: Steer the ship, we're about to crash into a mountain.
Numbuh 2: *screams and runs to controls*
 
Family Guy (The European See 'n Say)

Stewie spins ES'nS.
ES'nS: The pig goes "Wank!"
Stewie spins it again.
ES'nS: The cow goes "Shazoo!"
Stewie: It most certainly does not.
Stewie spins again.
ES'nS: The rooster goes "Quicriqui!"
Stewie: Where? Where does the rooster say that?
ES'nS: The monkey goes "Ma-cock!"
Stewie: No! No! No! It does not!
ES'nS: The elephant goes "Fwaamp!"
 
Spongebob: Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get throught the Kelp forest?

Magic Conch shell: Nothing

Patrick: THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

Squiward: NOTHING?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!

Spongebob and Patrick: *they sit and do nothing*
 
Rainbow Dash said:
Spongebob: Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get throught the Kelp forest?

Magic Conch shell: Nothing

Patrick: THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

Squiward: NOTHING?! We can't just sit here and do NOTHING!

Spongebob and Patrick: *they sit and do nothing*
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That's in my top 10 favorite Spongebob episodes.

How about this one: It's Marceline's Fry Song in the show Adventure Time from episode It Came from the Nightosphere. Whether the lyrics are literal or metamorphical for some kind of abuse is up to you.

 
Patrick: Hey, where you going?
Spongebob: I'm going home, Patrick.
Patrick: But what about Mr. Krabs?
Spongebob: What about us? We'll never survive in that trench. After all, we're just a couple of kids.
Patrick: We're not kids!
Spongebob: Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream, we worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake!
Patrick: We do not worship him!
Spongebob: *pulls down Patrick's pants* Patrick, you've been wearing the same Goofy Goober Peanut Party Underpants for 3 years straight! What do you call that?!
Patrick: Worship? :'( Oh you're right Spongebob, we are kids! *runs away crying but trips*
Spongebob: Pull your pants up, Patrick. We're going home.
Mindy: But you can't give up now.
Spongebob: Mindy!
Patrick: Mindy?! *puts pants back on* Did you see my underwear?
Mindy: No, Patrick.
Patrick: *about to lower them* Did you want to?
 
Narrator: Bill and Ben were shocked!
Bill/Ben: But the Diseasel will magic us away like the freight cars!
Driver: He won't magic us! We'll magic him!
 
DragonFreak said:
Groose: This place needs a name. Yeah...A name fitting for this rugged, adventurous wilderness. From now on we'll call it.............Grooseland!

*Link looks at him crazily*
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Skyward Sword is not a cartoon.
 
Mario4Ever said:
DragonFreak said:
Groose: This place needs a name. Yeah...A name fitting for this rugged, adventurous wilderness. From now on we'll call it.............Grooseland!

*Link looks at him crazily*
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Skyward Sword is not a cartoon.
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I didn't want to bump the old quote video game quotes Thread for fear that someone would call me an idiot for doing it.
 
DragonFreak said:
Mario4Ever said:
DragonFreak said:
Groose: This place needs a name. Yeah...A name fitting for this rugged, adventurous wilderness. From now on we'll call it.............Grooseland!

*Link looks at him crazily*
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Skyward Sword is not a cartoon.
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I didn't want to bump the old quote video game quotes Thread for fear that someone would call me an idiot for doing it.
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Idiot


you could have made another thread. ;)
 
Mr. Krabs: A five-lettered word for "happiness"...money.
Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had!
Another Customer: We're going to the Chum Bucket!
Mr. Krabs: Wait! *realizes his pants are down*
Customer: Oh yeah, we're definitley out of here.
 
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