banjonator1
Satan
Mason said:I remember what I dreamed about last night.
I dreamed that I went on a date with the daughter of the Kool-Aid Man. Her mother was a woman, so she was half Kool-Aid-Man, half woman. I distinctly remember that she was shaped exactly like a regular woman, with normal woman features, except she appeared to be made out of (100% flexible) glass, and was completely full of red liquid. (Kool-Aid blood?) In the dream, we were on a date at a fancy restaurant, and she was very taken back on how I wasn't judging her "based on her species" and that I was the first man brave enough to take her on a date. After the date, I took her to her doorstep. This next part's going to sound like I'm making it up, but right as we were about to kiss, her father (the original Kool-Aid Man) burst through the wall of the house and screamed "NOT YET" in the "oh yeah" voice. The surprise woke me up.
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