Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors

Time traveling. I travel back in time and hack into Reversinator's account and edit his post before anybody sees it.
 
PokemonMaster said:
Time traveling. I travel back in time and hack into Reversinator's account and edit his post before anybody sees it.
...Is it really that hard to see who posted before you? Me and Dyego have different sigs, different avatars, and different names.
 
Black holes alter time-traveling
 
Black holes die out
 
Lace: what beats black holes?
 
The Big Freeze beats them.
 
Wario survives the Big Freeze.
 
Scissorz!

Mario and Luigi eat Mona's Pizza.
 
Mario and Luigi die out of cardiac arrest
 
Wario kidnaps the doctor and takes the cardiac arrest
 
Wario lovers outnumber Wario haters
 
Wario lovers now love Waluigi so now they're happy
 
Waluigi is revived.
 
Former Waluigi lovers now hate Waluigi
 
Yoshi eats them.

I give them the ability to levitate.
 
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