Control the Throne

I show you rule no. 3.

THRONE GET!
 
I dare you to sing Shakira's "Loca", and you get confused by the spanish words, and you run away in depression and confudepression (?)

Throne get
 
But since nobody killed me I shoot you with a King Bill!

Throne Get
 
You shot me, but you never said that I actually died. I dodge the King Bill by time traveling, and when the King Bill dissapear, I return, and throw you three Koopa Shells, after beating you in Mario Kart.

Throne get
 
I cut off your arms, break your legs, cut off your ears and remove your eyes.

Your Moo training is complete. Throne get!
 
I do time travel, and get a Charmed episode to reality, just in the middle of a battle, I get you inside the house, I orb out of there, and the house is blowed up, and you die along with the respective characters that died in that episode.

Throne get
 
I write a fanfiction, and make a couple break up and come back, and then break up and come back again, once and once again, and for some reason, you laugh SO hard that you end blowed up

Painfully Throne get
 
I make a feature film about you and you get chased away by the paperazzi!
Throne get
 
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