Control the Throne

I get ∞ Starmen and sit on the throne.

Throne get.
 
I make your throne explode with you on it. I make a new one.

Throne get.
 
I have one right next to the throne.

Throne keep.
 
I return and throw you away.

Throne get.
 
I bring along one of my female friends. You fall in love with her, because she's pretty.

Throne get.
 
I bring another friend, who is prettier than the first.

Throne get.
 
Why is it that all almost all guys instantly fall in love with pretty girls? And if they don't, then they are thought of as weird or something. Isn't personality more important? Blah blah ramble rant rage etc.

My philosophical rage lecture puts everyone to sleep and I take the throne.

Throne is comfy.


I'm serious about the rant, though.
 
Aqua Soul said:
I actually do judge girls on both personality AND looks. But that's beside the point.
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My crush. After she threw a book at me and we got to know each other I kind of started to like her. Then she looked pretty to me. But love doesn't make any sense...
Aqua Soul said:
I wake up and take the throne back.
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How? You didn't say, therefore your argument is invalid.

Throne keep.
 
Yoshiwalker said:
While you two are talking about this, I abscond with the throne.
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Fair point, but you hadn't woken up yet after the philosophical argument, so you are still asleep and couldn't have stolen the throne.

Throne keep.

Aqua Soul said:
I dug a hole ahead of time and disguise it. You fall in and I take the throne.

Throne get.
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Now I discover my throne is fake. I decide this is perfectly fine as it still looks nice, and is comfortable. Then I realize that my throne actually is the throne and I rejoice. I don't know what throne you guys are talking about.
 
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