Control the Throne

[Toad Eightyfive]

Avatar Toad does whatever he wants to, and that includes killing you.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I come back alive and kill him and you, but his image lives on.

Throne get,

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Your silly Ganon cape catches on fire and you burn.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

But as you can see, Ganondorf has come back alive many times, so he does that once again.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I never said that you die, so you lose by default

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I lose by default epically.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

How does a default loss = throne get?

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I stomp on you for saying that.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I pick you up and twirl you around like Mario did to Bowser in Super Mario 64. Your face has plaster on it, and your friends shame you for losing to a Toad.

Throne get.

 

[MCS]

I simply take the throne from you.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I get a Mega Mushroom and crush the throne. I build new throne.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I throw you out the window and I sit on the throne.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I jump back through the window and kick you.

Throne get.

 

[Pyro]

Watt, the best Homestuck troll in the universe, paralyzes you all with an expiry time of 6 hours. I throw you all out the window and lock all entrances.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Toad does not conduct electricity.

Throne get.

 

[Pyro]

no u

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Toad (me, for I am of the species) does not conduct electricity.

Throne get.

 

[Nabber]

But Toads are excellent conductors of the Blorbs.
Throne Get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Which I will give you the disease tomorrow.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

The Blorbs? I release the Bubonic Plague, and wear a bio-hazard suit to protect myself.

Throne get. It's hard to sit on in this suit, though.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I FALCO PUNCH YOU off the throne and 100 more suits appear on you.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You misspelled "FALCON PAWNCH". And yes, it's PAWNCH not PUNCH. just listen to how he says it.

5x combo for correcting spelling/grammar.

Throne get.

 

[Smashley]

There's a thumbtack on the throne.

You sat on it.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I put a million thumbtacks on your bed to get back at you.

Throne get.

 

[PokemonMaster]

The throne is taken from you because you lack originality.
Throne get.