Control the Throne

[UltimatePetey]

I Objected against you and I got the throne.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I blow you to bits with my starships.

Throne get

 

[PokemonMaster]

Hmmm....
1 day until Red's birthday.
Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Who's Red, and what does he matter when you are trying to take over a throne?

Throne get.

 

[PokemonMaster]

IDRC what I'm saying.
Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

At least try to say something that sounds like it makes sense, even if it doesn't.

Anyway, I blow you to bits with my starships, and transport you to Ceti Alpha V.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Anyway, I blow you to bits with my starships, and transport you to Ceti Alpha V.

That doesn't make sense, you blew her up and then transported her to Ceti Alpha V?

Throne get.

 

[-----]

I make sense that makes no sense, then I blow your mind with Old Spice, making all posts short in the world. Now, I hide forever with a shrunken throne, destroying all other materials to make thrones or folding chairs. I also put a robotic, indestrucible me in a cloned version of the throne.....just in case. Eternal Throne Get. (U NO FIND THRONE, BECAUSE THRONE HIDDEN IN A MAGICAL UNKNOWN PLACE! *flush noise*....IGNORE THAT.)

 

[Yoshiwaker]

1. tl;dr
2. Bad logic is bad.

I go back in time to a point where I had the throne.

Throne get(keep?).

 

[UltimatePetey]

I throw your Mafia Host Guild stars in a trash can and you run to get them. I sit on the throne.

Throne get.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

My stars can only be touched by Mods

Throne keep.

 

[UltimatePetey]

A mod promotes me so I can take them away from you

Throne get.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

*looks at Supremo's stars*
They're still yellow -_-

Throne keep.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You die of a heart attack for eating one too many cheeseburgers. I ursurp the throne.

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Then I feed you a million cheeseburgers and you get a heart attack and die, just like Yoshiwaker.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I only eat 12.

Throne keep.

 

[UltimatePetey]

I take the bomb you're holding away from you and I throw it at you.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

If you refresh the page, I'm not holding the bomb anymore. My avatar rotates.

Throne keep.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I eat the leftover 999,988 cheeseburgers and am awarded the throne for eating so many cheeseburgers. Plus, even if the throne is stolen from me, I am still happy because I ate so many cheeseburgers and they were delicious.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Picard stuns you with his phaser and you have a life-threatening heart attack.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Ah, but I transfer my consciousness to a clone after I die and you have a heart attack when you see me alive.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

My non-mirror self, who I have not mentioned for pages, joins my mirror self and overthrow you.

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I use the dark side of the Force to make you and your mirror self fight over the throne. After one has killed the other, I kill the weakened one and take the throne myself.

Throne get.

 

[Mariorules25]

I Defeat you with luke skywalker

throne get

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I respawn as a clone again, corrupt Luke to the dark side, but this time I also kill Leia instead of trying to convert her. Luke cannot be redeemed this time.

Throne get.