Control the Throne

Toad85 said:
Nope. Approx. size of enterprise (assuming no bloddy A, B, C, D, or E): 289 metres. That's only 948 feet.

Throne keep for error.
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Why would I use the old Enterpirse? That old relic is almost worthless, I was referring to the Enterprise E. And measurements vary so you can't prove me wrong on this one.

Throne keep for your error.
 
I assemble a large army of Shroid Fighter Ships, and lead them in my Armored Starstroom with reinforced glass and armed with lasers.
I attack from from the darkness of deep space and destroy the Enterprise. Then my cargo pay pick ups the throne and I sit in it.
Throne get.
 
Unfortunately, you attacked the Enterprise D, while I am on the Enterprise E. Too bad. Having learned of your ambush tactics, I retreat into an alternate dimension, and it is nearly impossible to guess which one I went to because there are infinite alternate dimensions.

Throne keep.
 
I have a tracker and followed you to the dimension where you went. The fleets of Shroids overwhelm Enterprise E, and I take the throne and retreat deeper into space. Throne Get.
 
The throne has a tracker on it and I respawn through the Force into my original form, Palpatine. I order the entire Galactic Empire to follow the tracking signal and they massacre the Shroid fleet. One Star Destroyer is stronger than 50 Enterprises, and I have 500 Star Destroyers. You cannot win this fight.

Throne get.
 
I sneak on board disguised as an Private. I go inside the throne room and disable the security camera, then neutralize the guards. The I cleanly destroy the tracker. I put it in a large box - the one I carried with me when I came in. I go back to the bay, get into a shuttle(of which I disabled the tracker of too ), and fly it away, even deeper into space. Throne get.
 
You destroyed one tracker, but there is another. I follow you and blast the shuttle to smithereens, and since the throne is indestructible I tractor beam it in and sit on it.

Throne get.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Toad85 said:
Nope. Approx. size of enterprise (assuming no bloddy A, B, C, D, or E): 289 metres. That's only 948 feet.

Throne keep for error.
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Why would I use the old Enterpirse? That old relic is almost worthless, I was referring to the Enterprise E. And measurements vary so you can't prove me wrong on this one.

Throne keep for your error.
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You didn't say the NCC-1701-E, you said just "Enterprise". No suffix means original, so you can't call me out on this one. And I do know that the E is 2,100 feet, thank you.

Throne keep for your error.
 
Toad85 said:
Dr. Javelin said:
Toad85 said:
Nope. Approx. size of enterprise (assuming no bloddy A, B, C, D, or E): 289 metres. That's only 948 feet.

Throne keep for error.
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Why would I use the old Enterpirse? That old relic is almost worthless, I was referring to the Enterprise E. And measurements vary so you can't prove me wrong on this one.

Throne keep for your error.
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You didn't say the NCC-1701-E, you said just "Enterprise". No suffix means original, so you can't call me out on this one. And I do know that the E is 2,100 feet, thank you.

Throne keep for your error.
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"Enterprise" means a ship called the Enterprise, not specifically the original. The Enterprise-D's computer didn't need a suffix to presume that "Enterprise" meant Enterprise D, the most current ship, so you are quite wrong. Enterprise can mean any of the ships and just because it doesn't have a suffix doesn't mean it can't refer to another ship.

Also it is impossible to determine the size of any sci-fi ship because there are no concrete canon sources and all the others conflict.

Throne keep for your error.
 
I attack the fleet of Star Destroyers with a fleet of Subspace Gunships. After an extremely easy fire fight, we destroy the Enterprise and the
Star Destroyers. Then I evacuate and float until I reach the Mushroom Kingdom and fall in Thwomp Volcano. I put the throne in the lower-most
floor and sit on it. Throne get.
 
Subspace Gunships are designed for combat in the atmosphere and can't fight in space, therefore if they did they would be completely massacred.

Throne keep.
 
I use my armada of Top Hat shaped space ships and destroy your entire enterprise using their magic powered space lasers
Throne get
 
I tie you up and force feed you TNT which explodes killing you
Throne get
 
Tatanga said:
I use my armada of Top Hat shaped space ships and destroy your entire enterprise using their magic powered space lasers
Throne get
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I'm not using the Enterprise anymore, I'm using Star Destroyers.

Tatanga said:
I tie you up and force feed you TNT which explodes killing you
Throne get
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TNT won't explode inside someone, it's a fairly stable explosive.

Throne keep because of flawed logic.
 
I use my magical Top Hat to make the TNT explode inside Dr. Shroobs body the resulting explosion sends you blasting off but i am protected by my magical Monocle
Throne get
 
Freaking monocle. It's about time I finally did something about this.

I steal your monocle and top hat, and use their powers to steal all of your spares as well. I then use your magical devices to put an impenetrable shield around me, and I summon the throne to me.

Throne get.
 
I use my Time Machine to stop you from doing that and than i use my Magical Top Hat and my Magical Monocle's powers combined to created a black hole that sucks up this universe and creates another one. Than i throw you and your followers back into the abandoned world where you will remain for ever alone with no items of any sort
Throne get
 
Tatanga said:
I use my Time Machine to stop you from doing that and than i use my Magical Top Hat and my Magical Monocle's powers combined to created a black hole that sucks up this universe and creates another one. Than i throw you and your followers back into the abandoned world where you will remain for ever alone with no items of any sort
Throne get
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Black holes don't create universes. I've spent a lot of free time reading about black holes and I can assure you they don't do anything of the sort.

Throne keep.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Tatanga said:
I use my Time Machine to stop you from doing that and than i use my Magical Top Hat and my Magical Monocle's powers combined to created a black hole that sucks up this universe and creates another one. Than i throw you and your followers back into the abandoned world where you will remain for ever alone with no items of any sort
Throne get
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Black holes don't create universes. I've spent a lot of free time reading about black holes and I can assure you they don't do anything of the sort.

Throne keep.
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It's a magical black hole and i created the new universe i just used the black hole to transport everything from this universe into the new one
Throne Keep
 
Tatanga said:
i created the new universe
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I take your words out of context and now they sound narcissistic. Everyone now does not like you and a mob storms your castle and takes everything away from you.

Also, just realized that your time machine can't work, remember I shot Dialga?

Throne keep.
 
Spare clone. He hops into a Battle Mech and kills all of you. Then he shroobifies Tatangas and Dr. Javelins body. You are now mindless slaves,
oh and Throne get.
 
Dr. Shroob said:
Spare clone. He hops into a Battle Mech and kills all of you. Then he shroobifies Tatangas and Dr. Javelins body. You are now mindless slaves,
oh and Throne get.
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Wait...we're dead and slaves? Wow. That's pretty resilient.



(Mason would love this)

TOUCAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

I have a clone too, so I survived. I am also able to transfer my consciousness to my clones. I return and kill you.

Throne get.
 
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