BEEEEEAAARRRS
how about a rousing game of pool
Free Loader said:I place giant chemical rockets and magnetic generators on our moon, Phobos, and Deimos so I can use they're gravitational and magnetic fields to smash Mars into the Earth, destroying all life. However, Mars was smashed into the side opposite you, so the Throne was able to survive, while the tremors, toxic gas, and dust clouds kill off any human beings on the planet. I send my elite post-apocalyptic task force previously stationed on Venus to the planet and they eventually find the Throne and bring it to me. I sit on the throne in my base floating in the skies of Jupiter.
I return from Saturn; steal the throne