Control the Throne

[Mario4Ever]

I kill all references made from the beginning of recorded history, take the throne, destroy the throne, and establish an empire in a dimension found within eighty-seven larger dimensions, a dimension which prevents anyone from doing anything unless I will it. Anyone who tries to take my position either dies or becomes a clone of me, retaining my memories and personality, thereby ensuring a near-limitless reign. If I happen to die, the dimension collapses into itself, consuming all of existence (this process is not reversible by any means known to anyone or anything, real or imagined).

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You die of natural causes. The world dies.

The end.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I use the dragon balls to restore everything to normal.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

A wild LINGONBERRY appeared!

Throne get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

A wild LINGONBERRY appeared!

Throne get.

WHAT?!

Earth explodes except for me, my room, and the throne, and I reestablish the setup I had before the Dragon Ball crap, except I now destroy them, their Black Star counterparts, and Chuck Norris (for good measure).

 

[GalacticPetey]

I use the Nemekian Dragon Balls!

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

John Egbert smacks you over the head with the Wrinklef**ker.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I push you off a cliff and put an unbreakable forefield around the throne.

Throne forever mine!

 

[Mario4Ever]

I push you off a cliff and put an unbreakable forefield around the throne.

Throne forever mine!

I devise a means of breaking it, and I make you fight Lucifer in Dante's Inferno. You lose. Throne given to my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson, who then gives it to me, establishing a time paradox that makes any future posts irrelevant unless I make them.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I use a FALCON PAWNCH!, destroying existance, non-existance, and everything else. The world is restored to normal.

Throne Get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

I eliminate all record of the Falcon Punch ever existing, thus negating your actions. The throne becomes the permanent property of Porplemontage Enterprises.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I become CEO of porpleMontage Enterprises.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I sue you.

Throne Get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

I resurrect Steve Jobs by burying him behind the Pet Sematary. He fuses with Venom, Bane, Chuggaaconroy, and Kefka Palazzo before taking the throne back by force and annihilating anyone who is not related to me, except for Steve (MarioWiki one).

 

[GalacticPetey]

Me and Vegeta fuse, forming Galactigeta. You dead.

Throne get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

The fusion fails, and you shrivel up from the inside out. Vegeta then kills you before taking the throne for himself. I get the throne every Friday.

 

[GalacticPetey]

But doing so, you must listen to the song Friday. You give up the throne.

Throne get.

 

[MCS]

I don't get affected by Rebecca Black.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I go false super saiyan and kick your ass.

Throne get.

 

[Gumball Machine]

I trade you a treasure chest filled with infinite coins.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I go Super Saiyan and destroy the counterfiet money.

Throne get.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Okay, apparently you didn't get the reference.


I take the Star Rod and wish the throne was mine and no one could take it from me.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I go Ascended Super Saiyan, there for breaking that wish.

Throne get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

The Star Spirits destroy the Saiyan race and power level. You are crushed by a Thwomp from the Supermassive Galaxy. Bob Barker gets the throne, and I win it on an old episode of "The Price Is Right."

 

[GalacticPetey]

I'm a lone survivor. I go Ultra Super Saiyan and crush your head.

Throne get.