Control the Throne

[Daniel Dyce]

I throw more bricks
Throne get

 

[Mario4Ever]

Bricks can't beat Dementors.

Throne keep.

 

[Anton]

After recovering from the backfired hypnosis, I just hire the local wizard's guild to defeat the dementors using some magic or some shit that goes on in the Harry Potter series that I can't be bothered to remember or explain. Now with just you in the way of the throne, I grab a brick and throw it at you. Luckily for you, it misses, but it's enough to scare you off the throne and hide!

Throne get.

 

[UltimatePetey]

tl;dr

Throne get because tl;dr isn't used much.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat you
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Throne get
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[LN1]

I throw an anvil behind you.I attract it with my magnet.You are too slow to jump so you get knocked by the impact of a fast moving metal object.I somehow do not harm the throne.I sit there.Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

tl;dr.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

You get so mad at me for stealing your line that you try to throw me soem random boomerang,but I dodge it and suddenly you couldn't catch it or dodge it.I use the time while you are vulnerable to burn you.I throw your ashes to MarioRules25.I sit on the throne.Throne get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

You have a terrible command of the English language.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I tell you that they are typos and grammar fail.
My "!BIG DEAL!" scream destroys everything that we call face.I sit on the throne because you are officially blind.Throne get.

 

[Mario4Ever]

I don't need to see to have the throne. Throne keep.

 

[LN1]

But since you had stood up from the throne,you coulnd't find it.So I took it and you fall into the bear trap out there.That is what happened.Throne keep.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Bear traps ceased to exist 3578 millennia ago, young Padawan (I also got replacement eyes (and the necessary optic nerve rewiring surgery)).

Throne keep.

 

[LN1]

But I took one as a souvenir from my time travel and so totally happened to put one right where you fell.True Throne Keep.

 

[Mario4Ever]

What are you talking about? That pile of rust at your feet? To the Rancor with you.

Throne keep.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

I think with Portals and get the throne.

I hope everyone gets the reference

 

[LN1]

Meh,I use a Nega-Flash to make you Nega-Chris Martin and Nega-Mario4Ever.Light is the bane of nega people.I flash it so hard it kills you both,and since I was wearing special glasses,I am alive and can see,but you on the other hand,die.Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Meh,I use a Nega-Flash to make you Nega-Chris Martin and Nega-Mario4Ever.Light is the bane of nega people.I flash it so hard it kills you both,and since I was wearing special glasses,I am alive and can see,but you on the other hand,die.Throne get.

Your logic is so confusing and your English skills are so bad that the throne simply cannot stand being controlled by you, and mutinies. It joins me since I was always polite to the throne and did good things with it.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Meh,I use a Nega-Flash to make you Nega-Chris Martin and Nega-Mario4Ever.Light is the bane of nega people.I flash it so hard it kills you both,and since I was wearing special glasses,I am alive and can see,but you on the other hand,die.Throne get.

Your logic is so confusing and your English skills are so bad that the throne simply cannot stand being controlled by you, and mutinies. It joins me since I was always polite to the throne and did good things with it.

I report you to the Special Victims Unit, and you are arrested for those "good things."

Throne get.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat you all and you all scream "OHHHHH HAVE MERCY" but I say "No s have no mercy" and continue eating you part by part.

 

[Mario4Ever]

You have no teeth. You can't eat me.

Throne keep.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You don't need teeth to eat someone; Yoshis swallow them whole. Which is eating them.

The throne is returned to YoshiMonsta.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Yeah thanks

 

[Mario4Ever]

You don't need teeth to eat someone; Yoshis swallow them whole. Which is eating them.

The throne is returned to YoshiMonsta.

Well, Yoshi lays an egg, I break out of it, Mecha Sonic deals with you again, YoshiMonsta.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I throw an anvil that crushes you.It is too big for even YoshiMonsta to eat it.So throne get.