Control the Throne

I rewind the time to September 9, 1997, which was when I was born.

Throne get.
 
You forgot your annoying all caps weapon. Throne get.
 
It still doesn't work, because I felt nothing. Throne get.
 
I take control of your body since my will is stronger. Throne get.
 
Since your conscience is after me, I decide to put you out of your misery and kill you. Throne get.
 
I exited your body first after taking control of it. Throne keep.
 
I'm immune. Throne get.
 
I send out a Pinsir and a Smeargle. Smeargle uses Skill Swap to switch it's ability to Mold Breaker. Then it uses Spore to put everybody to sleep.
 
I eat Pinsir, Smeargle, all of you guys, and Jupiter.

Throne get!
 
I'm poison, so you spit me out. Throne get.
 
Then I eat you and it is back to all the Yoshi digestive system. And Yoshi's eat so much poison every day, that they grow immune to it.

Throne Keep
 
Pinsir has sharp claws. You spit it out.

And I roll a watermelon to you. You swallow it and you have trouble eating it.

I take the throne.

Throne get.
 
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