Control the Throne

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I hit another baseball that breaks the glass. I jump out of the window.

You guys still have the throne, but the police are after you.

 

[DragonFreak]

But the police is after you since you intentionally broke my window with a baseball. And I'm really angry, because that was my only window that wasn't broken and I burn you into a crisp.

Throne keep.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I fix the window somehow.

You still have the throne.

 

[DragonFreak]

OK fine. I praise you and I call the police off. And then I make it so there is no windows and I use artificial light.

Throne keep.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I hit a baseball and it goes through the roof.

 

[DragonFreak]

It misses me completely.

Throne keep.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Never intended that to hit you. Suddenly, rocks start falling on you.

Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

The rocks fall everywhere except on my head just like a cartoon would do.

Throne keep.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Still, it's double super effective. You faint.

Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

OK, first I don't think there's a double super effect, but I'll go with it. I'm going to the nearest Pokemon Center...again...

Throne lost.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Type_chart

Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

I need to bookmark that chart...I'm staying at the PC overnight so you to sleep on the throne. I'm out.

 

[Revin]

I wonk you on the head, and grab the throne.

Throne Share.

 

[Bop1996]

You are derided as a wimp for always sharing the throne. Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

I'm back and I use a Thwomp to crush you.

Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I pick up the thwomp with my super strength and throw it at you

 

[Dry-Petey]

I kill you with my rainbowness.
Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

I also have super strength and throw the thwomp back at GalacticPetey.

I absorb Dry-Petey's rainbows.

Throne keep.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat all of you except CharizardLover and turn him into Dry-Charizard and he becomes my bodyguard.

Throne Get

 

[DragonFreak]

If I get to be your bodyguard, we're sharing this throne.

Throne Share.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Okay

Throne Share

 

[Propeller Toad]

I cause the two of you to trip into a nearby lava pool. Unable to get out, the Toads and I claim victory.

Throne share (with the other Toads and the Epic Nitwit).

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But since CharizardLover is Dry-Charizard He pulls us out before we can get melted and I eat you.

 

[DragonFreak]

I was just about to say that.

Throne share.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I get both Dry Bowser and Peach on my side.

Peach uses her Heart Swing from Mario Super Sluggers to attract both of you. She lures both of you into the lava pit.

Dry Bowser battles Dry Charziard. With an immunity to fire and Dry Bowser's ability to throw bones, Dry Charziard loses.

P.S. Charziard can't die in lava, since it's a fire type silly. It becomes regular Charziard.