Control the Throne

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I bring my Wii and my copy of Mario Strikers Charged.

We do a best out of three.

I win the first two matches.

Throne get.

I don't play baseball, dude.

Throne Keep.

Wrong game. Throne take from you.

 

[DragonFreak]

I bring my Wii and my copy of Mario Strikers Charged.

We do a best out of three.

I win the first two matches.

Throne get.

I don't play baseball, dude.

Throne Keep.

Wrong game. Throne take from you.

Yeah he's got a point there.

 

[Nabber]

While you are distracted I take the throne. As usual.
Throne get.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

I summon my teams of baseball and soccer to fight you guys. Beat one of them in a best out of three and you will get the throne.

Baseball: Yoshi, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach and Baby Daisy. (Alternate characters: Bowser, Bowser Jr, Hammer Bro, Fire Bro, Boomerang Bro, Koopa Troopa, Koopa Paratroopa, Dry Bones and Magikoopa.)

Soccer: Diddy Kong, Dry Bones, Hammer Bro. and Koopa Troopa. (Alternate captain: Peach)

Throne defend.

 

[Nabber]

While you watch the game, I stab you.
Throne keep.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Yoshi hits a baseball and it wonks you in the face. You run away crying.

Throne get.

 

[Bop1996]

I convince Nintendo to stop making these sports spin-offs except Mario Beer Pong, so all the sports teams in action in this thread are disbanded. Throne get.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Mario Beer Pong does not exist.

Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

Look again, yes it does: http://www.abnormaltech.com/2010/04/07/super-mario-beer-pong-table/

 

[Bop1996]

Nintendo makes Mario Beer Pong, but only releases it in the US and Japan. Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

I hire a Lakitu with a 1-Up mushroom dangling from his hook and as soon as you almost reach it, he throws a spiny at you and you die.

Throne get.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But I share the throne with CharizardLover as Dry charizard aand I have dry meta knight.

Throne Share with CharizardLover.

 

[DragonFreak]

It wasn't direct at you, so I don't know why the sentence began with "but" when it should've been "and". I guess the end result is the same.

 

[Bop1996]

I'm not stupid enough to fall for that. Throne get.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I eat you off, and You can't find away not to fall for that.

Throne Share.

 

[DragonFreak]

I'm not stupid enough to fall for that. Throne get.

I beg to differ. Oops, sorry, that was mean.

YoshiMonsta eats me two and we battle to the death and I win.

Throne share.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

And I spit you both out.

Throne Share.

 

[Bop1996]

Since Yoshimonsta is a Yoshi, he hatches me in an egg, and I break out, but since I was wearing poison on my clothes, he dies from it. Throne get.

 

[DragonFreak]

I give him an Anitdote. Then I do something really weak to you like breath fire on you and you burn to a crisp, because I ran out of creativity, and you die.

Throne share.

 

[Bop1996]

I reincarnate as the throne and start electrifying everyone that has me. Throne become.

 

[DragonFreak]

I wear a rubber suit and I sit on the throne, and electricity doesn't affect rubber.

Throne keep/share.

 

[Bop1996]

I also develop telekinesis, and throw you off a cliff. Throne exist as.

 

[DragonFreak]

I fly away from certain to doom. Then I pick up a boulder and smash you you into a trillion pieces. Then your spirit dies and the throne creates itself again.

Throne keep/share.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

And I suck up Lord Ghirahim's spirit in the PolterGust 2000.

Throne Share.

 

[Revin]

I bring my Wii and my copy of Mario Strikers Charged.

We do a best out of three.

I win the first two matches.

Throne get.

I don't play baseball, dude.

Throne Keep.

Wrong game. Throne take from you.

Well, I don't play soccer either.

Throne Keep.