Control the Throne

Well...

I turn the GIANT Goomba into a Pirate Goomba that shoots Snufit Balls that go WAY faser than the speed of light.

Next, I make the Throne grow twice its size, making it impossible to budge it.
 
THIS IS SPARTA! *kicks down pit of death and takes throne*
 
I throw you off the HUGE Throne, then I teleport to the center it and sit there.

I also launch a UNIVERSE sized Nuke at SG and make the Giant Pirate Goomba make clones of itsel. I also create a snufit ball factory.
 
A Chuck Norris with an asploding head, eating waffles in Soviet Russia, while wearing glasses that are too big to fit on his face roundhouse you, the giant throne, the Pirate Goombas, and the Snufit Balls, he then turns into a throne *takes*
 
Appaently, the Giant Throne is so huge it doesn't feel athin. Apparetly, the Pirate Goombas are also unaffected. I let the Throne grow huge arms with huge fists to crush you all. Plus, it also has GIANT EYES that can even see us!
 
This is Chuck Norris, and you do realise that nothing can stop him, he has no ctrl button on his kerboard, he's always in control, he controls wther we live or not, therefore, the things can not stop him.

I WIN!
 
I hack Chuc Norris into obeying me. Then I bring over his dog, the Ultimate Chimera. I feed it by putting SmartGuy in its mouth.

Next, I let Chuck Norris beat anyone else who posts in this thread. Then I turn into Marx Guy.
 
You are actually hooked up to my virtual reality system, so you only think it's happening, I have the throne.
 
SmartGuy said:
You are actually hooked up to my virtual reality system, so you only think it's happening, I have the throne.
It turns out IT WASN'T.

Now you are being digested by the Ultimate Chimera.

Now I turn the throne into an empire as it's still HUGE.
 
I said the Throne was twice as large than whatever this Universe is in, so it only has a "small" black stain.

I decide to clean it up.
 
I flush my self down the toilet to get giant, (H*R referance) I then fight Lario and beat him. I TAKE THE TRHONE!!!
 
I use Mario's Toaser to blow you guys up.

Next, I ake me and the Throne micoscopic, so you can't see me and iit OR hurt us!
 
I turn back to normal size, turn all Thrones in existance into Cupcakes, and then I eat one. Next I use PK WTF BOOM.
 
So you stole the Cupcake that was once the original Throne.

I throw said Cupcake into a vault of acid.
 
Teh Lol internets kill you for changing yoru avatar from a FTW one to a lame one.

Oooh, a throne :P
 
I jump out of a random window. I blow up a wall and go through the hole. Next, I grab an oversized hammer and whack KK.

Then throw her shell at SG while I send Armies of Waddle Dees, Gnawties, Pirate Goombas, and Inanimate Objects with guns that shoot Snufit Balls.
 
I turn the Throne into a Dirty Toilet.

Anywa, I still have tons of Pirate Goombas and Inanimate Objects left. Plus, I didn't send my Ro-bot Army after SG, so I do so now anyway...

... With groups of Inanimate Objects and P. Goombas behind them.
 
I hypnotize every living and inanimate thing that exists and NEVER existed to kill SG.

I turn the Throne into a Universe sized object. I also make it have legs, arms, feet, fists, and Galaxy-sized Nuke Launchers to attack any foes of mine.
 
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